I like precise and gentle treatment, and sometimes Soft and Beautiful.
P.S. only let someone knowledgeable touch your hair. My aunt tried to relax all her daughters' hair with PcJ(sp?). Not knowing what she was doing she left it on too long. now all of them have patches and burns all over their head(and this was a kiddie relaxer!! :roll: ) :?
but if you see them its kind of funny :lol: i'm so mean.
I like Jacquiese he kept it real. Karamo is breaking my heart not because he's gay but because he's pulling angry black man all the damn time. It won't be long for Landon and MJ to turn on him on a second, even Pedro his brother in gayness. I think ya'll should leave Shavonda alone, she gives a better representation than Melissa in New Orleans. I really don't like Syrius at all. Y'all are glorifying him but don't y'all remember HE RAPED A GIRL. That's my 2 cents. If you really want to know who's annoying it's the girl with red hair.
You are to old to...
Go back to your high school and still like you go there ( picking fights with freshman/looking at high school freshman girls)
have your mom still do your hair daily/ remind you to take a shower.
act like the world is not dangerous ( unsafe sex, getting into dangerous situations, walking alone at night)
act like your parents can get you out of everything( unfortunately some do with a fat check :? )
to walk around with a bright orange, black,red, and gold weave
then act like its your real hair
I'd have to say Shake dat monkey is a nasty song. They play the clean version on the radio but if you here that on the cd I once left the cd in my dad's car, and he heard it. Oops. He thinks I've thrown the CD away :wink:
[Lil' Jon]
Put a hump in ya back and shake ya rump (HEY!) [4x]
Lets go!
[everyone (2x)]
Bounce dat ass if you down for da dough
Shake that sh** till you cant no mo'
Twirk that monkey let me see ya get low
Freak that nigga till ya sh** get sore[/b
[Too Short]
Bounce that ass till ya cant no mo'
Make ya ass touch the flo'
Like ya legs are broke
Take that bid ol' booty girl and scrub the ground
You can do it up and down
Or round n round
As long as that p**** aint stiff
Dance and make all the niggas look at that sh**
Like ya strip at a club in the ATL
Lil bi*** tore it up and started raisin hell
I remember magic city before the freak nik
Before the police started all that weak sh**
All the big hoes...Get loose wit it
All the skinny hoes let Bruce Bruce hit it
Let a nigga f*** tonight
Damn right bi***...f*** my wife
You my s*** for life
You know all i do...is count that cash
I wont charge you as long as you bounce dat ass
[chorus]
bi***..bi***..Shake that monkey
I bet she cant wiggle like that wit a d*** in her
Have a move tha booty contest and pick a winner
When she runnin
You never see the hoe come in last
So fast, she gotta 454 on dat ass
Ya never gonna win that race
Put on a seatbelt dont let her sit on ya face
She might kill you in the mornin at 2:14
Doin the p**** pop like she from New Orleans
Its been a while more than 10 years past
When ya close ya eyes you can still see her ass
When mommy used to dance like that
Bouncin that ass wit her hands on her back
I saw a grandmomma do it wit a baby in her arm
Put a hand on her car and started swangin it hard
Every nigga in the party wanna get wit the bi***
Look like she was f***in an invisible d***
[chorus]
You dont have to be naked to dance like a stripper
Just wiggle that tail like your name is flipper
Do it like a dophin on top of the water
Take it down to the ground, and pop it harder
Youve been hangin round them pimps again
She gangsta walkin like she Memphis 10
Get it girl i like the way you bounce
U must of learned that deep down way in the south
U from the west coast where you learn to do that dance
Im bout to stick my d*** through the back of your pants
I woundnt pass up a chance to rip your cheeks
All in that ass, ya limpin for a week
Now all that booty, is that for me?
Its lookin so fat, we at the party
Lets hit the bar and drink
Tequila shots
Find a spot on tha floor let me see it drop!
[chorus]
[2x]
Now put yo ass on his d***
Let him know you da baddest lil bi***
Put ya hand on ya c***
Ask him do he like that sh**
The way you move your butt
All he wanna do is f***
Outside him and you in the truck
Sex so good you cant do it enough
Bounce dat ass bi*** [3x]
Show the love in the house
Shake that monkey hoe [until song is over]
My hair is permed. When Its raining or humid I put it in a bun to keep the ends frizzless. Other then that I just wear it down. I do however wear a beanie in the snow.
Ion care about no broads in videos and what complexion they are. Put tha remote down and stop watchin videos and you won't feel bad about it.
::round of applause:: so true...i dont even have to read any more posts after this one. why let videos and the girls in the videos be the determining factor in your life long question "am i pretty enough." i am a beautiful brown skin hunny that used to feel like "why these yellow heffas get all the attention?" but then i realized i look as good and most of the time BETTER than them. but regardless of that, if the guy has a personal preference for light bright girls..OH WELL! he's just not the guy for you. oh and trust... there are guys that love the chocolate. especially after Belly came out and Taral Hicks was all greased up. so to all the ladies out there embrace your color, whether your light & bright damn near white, caramel, brown, or dark chocolate...LOVE THE SKIN YOU'RE IN! and to all the dark skinned fellas just a reminder.. the darker the skin the deeper it goes in!
Eww! And don't ya'll think it's rude to refer to lighter skin woman as light brights? Just wondering.
I know. I don't like being called yella, or a redbone. I'm black just the same. Its not like I call dark black people charcoal bricks and tarfaces.
You are too old to blame "The Man" for everything thats wrong in your life
You are too old to think you're really going to be a rapper.
You are too old to believe during an interview that a clean cut brother is worth the same as a brother with raggy cornrows and golds.
You are too old to even wear golds
to have 6 inch talons for nails(males and females) especially when they're unfiled and all thick nasty and curled up. They make me want to use the world "gnarly"
to have underwear sticking out of your outfit on the way to work. Especially if they're not clean. Yesterday I saw a secretary with a dingy white g string sticking out of the back of her skirt. That's nasty.
I once left the cd in my dad's car, and he heard it. Oops. He thinks I've thrown the CD away :wink:
[Lil' Jon]
Put a hump in ya back and shake ya rump (HEY!) [4x]
Lets go!
[everyone (2x)]
Bounce dat ass if you down for da dough
Shake that sh** till you cant no mo'
Twirk that monkey let me see ya get low
Freak that nigga till ya sh** get sore[/b
[Too Short]
Bounce that ass till ya cant no mo'
Make ya ass touch the flo'
Like ya legs are broke
Take that bid ol' booty girl and scrub the ground
You can do it up and down
Or round n round
As long as that p**** aint stiff
Dance and make all the niggas look at that sh**
Like ya strip at a club in the ATL
Lil bi*** tore it up and started raisin hell
I remember magic city before the freak nik
Before the police started all that weak sh**
All the big hoes...Get loose wit it
All the skinny hoes let Bruce Bruce hit it
Let a nigga f*** tonight
Damn right bi***...f*** my wife
You my s*** for life
You know all i do...is count that cash
I wont charge you as long as you bounce dat ass
[chorus]
bi***..bi***..Shake that monkey
I bet she cant wiggle like that wit a d*** in her
Have a move tha booty contest and pick a winner
When she runnin
You never see the hoe come in last
So fast, she gotta 454 on dat ass
Ya never gonna win that race
Put on a seatbelt dont let her sit on ya face
She might kill you in the mornin at 2:14
Doin the p**** pop like she from New Orleans
Its been a while more than 10 years past
When ya close ya eyes you can still see her ass
When mommy used to dance like that
Bouncin that ass wit her hands on her back
I saw a grandmomma do it wit a baby in her arm
Put a hand on her car and started swangin it hard
Every nigga in the party wanna get wit the bi***
Look like she was f***in an invisible d***
[chorus]
You dont have to be naked to dance like a stripper
Just wiggle that tail like your name is flipper
Do it like a dophin on top of the water
Take it down to the ground, and pop it harder
Youve been hangin round them pimps again
She gangsta walkin like she Memphis 10
Get it girl i like the way you bounce
U must of learned that deep down way in the south
U from the west coast where you learn to do that dance
Im bout to stick my d*** through the back of your pants
I woundnt pass up a chance to rip your cheeks
All in that ass, ya limpin for a week
Now all that booty, is that for me?
Its lookin so fat, we at the party
Lets hit the bar and drink
Tequila shots
Find a spot on tha floor let me see it drop!
[chorus]
[2x]
Now put yo ass on his d***
Let him know you da baddest lil bi***
Put ya hand on ya c***
Ask him do he like that sh**
The way you move your butt
All he wanna do is f***
Outside him and you in the truck
Sex so good you cant do it enough
Bounce dat ass bi*** [3x]
Show the love in the house
Shake that monkey hoe [until song is over]
