yeah they always tell you in lil brochures that college is alot of studying and blah blah blah, they never tell the TRUE cons of college for the ladies so lemme start
1--if you had a dating life in highschool, kiss it goodbye, there are no more "dates" there are just "you wanna hang out with my friends and go to mickey d's"
2--you wont care one bit about how you look, yeah im sitting here right now with one bloodshot eye and a green avocado face mask and a headscarf trying to stay awake to study
3--a slow metabolism will set in (well that hasnt happened to me yet, im still fairly hyper)
4--stress causes breakouts, if that describes you...invest in proactiv or something before college...COLLEGE stress has caused me to look like I have CHICKEN POX on my face(kenya can confirm lol)
5--now and again yes you may forget to shave...heck fuck it YOU MAY EVEN FALL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER like i did my freshmen year till someone woke my happy ass up by knocking on the door
6--say WHATEVER YOU WANT people dont go natural for the "look" they do it because perms and hot combing are fucking too high maintenance ...believe me having dreads ya only wash once a week and perms are so not even the same maintenance-wise
7--yep youll go to class in pjs and slippers and a jacket and a headwrap on at least one time...trust!
8--and on that day you do wear those pjs, you wont shower until yo come back from class, may sound grimey but heck sometimes ya gotta do whatcha gotta do
9--ERRR there will never be a day when you decide whether to get your "nails done" or get groceries/toilet paper NEVER!, take your behind to safeway GODDAMNIT...you are a grown ass woman and those are childish decisions :lol:
10--YES college will make you more educated and "GHETTO"...how the hell you think I could open this can of green beans im eating without A CAN OPENER!
if yall got any more...feel free to add one
HAHAHAHA! Shoya, u killin me dawg! And u do not have chickin pox on your face. Shut up! You are beautiful . U are on point with it sistah. I don't know about the natural hair thing tho. Shoot, i find that sometimes wearin my hair natural is more upkeep than when i get it pressed. Naps are no joke dawg :lol: Let's see if i can think of some more...
:arrow: contrary to what peeps may say...more than likely, you WILL NOT find your husband in college. Bump that fairytale ish
:arrow: maybe in highschool being a "teacher's pet" was uncool. But in college...it just might be the difference between an A & B. Betta suck up that pride and kiss some tail!
:arrow: cafe food will do one of two things to ya A)turn ya into a blimp from eating that ish or B)turn ya into a skeleton for not eating that ish. Either way...u lose :lol:
:arrow: "Can i come over & kick it?" can be rightfully translated to "can i come over & cut?". Be ye not deceived ladies...be ye not deceived.
:arrow: Spades can almost be equivalant to an olympic sport. Peeps will stay up all hours of the nite for that ish...it's a trip.
:arrow: A male "friend" is liable to hit on u at any given moment. Why? BECUZ U HAVE NO MALE FRIENDS! Male friends are just guys who either tried, got rejected, and opted for the "friend" route or...they just haven't had a chance to get at that yet.
:arrow: peeps will change on u in the blink of an eye. That girl that sat next to u freshman year, shoot...she could be pregnant this semester. That dude that u used to talk to, dang...he could have an STD. Hell, half of the peeps u knew when u first got to school...come senior year (hey, even soph. year)...they'll be ghost :?
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:arrow: cafe food will do one of two things to ya A)turn ya into a blimp from eating that ish or B)turn ya into a skeleton for not eating that ish. Either way...u lose :lol:
:arrow: Spades can almost be equivalant to an olympic sport. Peeps will stay up all hours of the nite for that ish...it's a trip.
These two are the ones that are SOOOO true no matter what HBCU u go to...so start learning or brushing up on Spades right now and make sure u have a nice sized supply of food in ur room...cause half the time u may not make it to meals...or u may not want to go, depending on ur school and how bad tha food is...
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oh but I feel ya'll on that cafe food...that's at PWI's too cuz I tell you the food @ Georgia Southern is some what AWFUL....
but I bet nobody food gets worse than South Carolina State University that is shit
you know Rapper's Delight "the macaroni had no cheese and the chicken tasted like wood"
well I went there one two occassions for tours etc....and mannnnn that wasn't cheese in that macaroni it was somethin else....it had the CRAZIEST color I'd ever ever ever seen in my life...and the chicken...i dont know if it tasted like wood but gotdamnit it did look like it
This may be a little random, but is it me or is A Different World totally different than life in college especially a black college. I swear I can count the nuber of times those people were actually in class on my two hands. :roll:
This may be a little random, but is it me or is A Different World totally different than life in college especially a black college. I swear I can count the nuber of times those people were actually in class on my two hands. :roll:
same with ummmmmmmmmm Saved by the bell
that aint like high school
That's why I liked a different world, they never went to class and still managed to graduate, on time at that, (ron don't count :lol: ) and Saved by the bell.... they harassed, stole, vandalized, and cheated and got away with all that. Come to think about it, that does remind me of my senior year.... SC State food is like back in middle school with the chicken fingers that are almost perfect rectangles...
:arrow: When the stairs are being painted @ the same time the elevator is broken (constantly) and you stay on the top floor...
:arrow: guys think they are special because they are in college and try to get brand new on people
:arrow: They never tell you that the surrounding communtiy will invade the campus on numerous occasions and pose as college students
:arrow: The cafe food is never as good as it is the first day or for orientation
:arrow: There is always something going on on campus but they don't put the fliers up until 30min before it starts, if that.
:arrow: They don't tell you that if you step on the wrong side of GA ave... I mean, the wrong side of the street, that you are liable to get mugged, robbed, et cetera.
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HAHAHAHA! Shoya, u killin me dawg! And u do not have chickin pox on your face. Shut up! You are beautiful . U are on point with it sistah. I don't know about the natural hair thing tho. Shoot, i find that sometimes wearin my hair natural is more upkeep than when i get it pressed. Naps are no joke dawg :lol: Let's see if i can think of some more...
lol i dont listen to a person who used to be named KNDHEARTED, kind people are god's liars i tell ya!..oh yeah for me i went natural cause with that permed hair i was devoting too much time getting it straight, oh yeah some more
1--you are a STUDENT ID number, this aint cheers, and this isnt "where everybody knows your name!".... :?
2--its not ok to be a black woman, you have to be superwoman to get noticed ...yep you gotta have a car,a house, have a business,know how to cook 4-course meals, have singing ability like alicia keys, be on every committee known to man, and then ya gotta know how to step in the name of love in perfect rhythm......to even be considered a "boo" type
3--if talking to a guy, and he seems like a perfect guy, wait till his cellphone rings....that negro will interrupt the convo in a minute and talk on his cellphone forever like you arent even around... :roll: ....UR-VERY TIME!
4--you become a bit apathetic towards certain things after youve seen em so much, like when cornel west came and i was like "ill catch him later" like old dude was on my speeddial or something:lol: , ....AND i mean i know i aint the only one who slept in for convocation and shopped a bit :lol:
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This is some funny ish! I agree when Shoya said that there are days when you'll come to class in some pj's!!! And you really dont care too much about how u look when u in college. I especially could care less...cause im juss at junior college right now! So lately...its juss been jeans and sweaters/ jackets!
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. U are on point with it sistah. I don't know about the natural hair thing tho. Shoot, i find that sometimes wearin my hair natural is more upkeep than when i get it pressed. Naps are no joke dawg :lol: Let's see if i can think of some more...
:arrow: contrary to what peeps may say...more than likely, you WILL NOT find your husband in college. Bump that fairytale ish
:arrow: maybe in highschool being a "teacher's pet" was uncool. But in college...it just might be the difference between an A & B. Betta suck up that pride and kiss some tail!
:arrow: cafe food will do one of two things to ya A)turn ya into a blimp from eating that ish or B)turn ya into a skeleton for not eating that ish. Either way...u lose :lol:
:arrow: "Can i come over & kick it?" can be rightfully translated to "can i come over & cut?". Be ye not deceived ladies...be ye not deceived.
:arrow: Spades can almost be equivalant to an olympic sport. Peeps will stay up all hours of the nite for that ish...it's a trip.
:arrow: A male "friend" is liable to hit on u at any given moment. Why? BECUZ U HAVE NO MALE FRIENDS! Male friends are just guys who either tried, got rejected, and opted for the "friend" route or...they just haven't had a chance to get at that yet.
:arrow: peeps will change on u in the blink of an eye. That girl that sat next to u freshman year, shoot...she could be pregnant this semester. That dude that u used to talk to, dang...he could have an STD. Hell, half of the peeps u knew when u first got to school...come senior year (hey, even soph. year)...they'll be ghost :? 
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