...ladies yall remember playin Handme games and singing them circle songs at recess and just playin on the block? Wellllllll, i just heard my nieces singing them and it was like AHHHHH not my innocent babies, do they know what they are saying? and it occured to me that, when we were little singing them, we knew they were bad, but didn't know why. THESE fast lil mofos prolly DO know EXACTLY what they are saying. And we wonder why kids give head in the bathroom.....
case in point, the Boyfriend song(nas used part of it in Oochie Wally)
"My boyfriend is a cutie
he really, really, really, really busts my ****
He really, really, really turns me around(and out)
He really, really, really criss-crossed me down
He really, really, really swam through the ocean
He really, really, really put his thang in motion
He really, really, really took me to his house
He really, really, really pushed me on the couch
He really, really, really stuck it in easy
It really, really, really came out greasy
He really had me saying
ooo,(sss) ah ah,(sss) ooo-ooo,(sss) ah ah(say what?)
ooo,(sss) ah ah,(sss) ooo-ooo,(sss) ah ah" [/i]
or Telephone
"Tel, a phone, tel-tel a phone
Tel, a phone, tel-tel a phone
Hey Tori? (what?)
Hey Tori? (what?)
Somebody's on the Telephone
(who is it?)
Your boyfriend
(I know what he want
He want my lips, my tips, my **** and my hips)"
THATS why kids are fast these days
Lil Sally Walker started poppin! I dont know if yall ever heard this but the original version is
Lil Sally Walker, walkin down the street
She didnt know what to do so she jumped in front of me
She said gone girl gone girl shake that thang stop
Gone girl gone girl shake that thang stop
Then the kids in my neighborhood start singin it and they added A LIL extra: now it goes:
Lil Sally Walker, walkin down the street
She didnt know what to do so she jumped in front of me
She said gone girl gone girl shake that thang stop
Gone girl gone girl shake that thang stop
Now pop Sally pop Sally pop pop pop pop
And its like 1 year olds poppin like crazy....what is the world coming to?!
case in point, the Boyfriend song(nas used part of it in Oochie Wally)
"My boyfriend is a cutie
he really, really, really, really busts my ****
He really, really, really turns me around(and out)
He really, really, really criss-crossed me down
He really, really, really swam through the ocean
He really, really, really put his thang in motion
He really, really, really took me to his house
He really, really, really pushed me on the couch
He really, really, really stuck it in easy
It really, really, really came out greasy
He really had me saying
ooo,(sss) ah ah,(sss) ooo-ooo,(sss) ah ah(say what?)
ooo,(sss) ah ah,(sss) ooo-ooo,(sss) ah ah" [/i]
Miss_404 wrote:
Jig-a-low
Jig-Jig-a-low
Jig-a-low, Jig-Jig-a-low
Hey Christina (Yeah?)
Are you ready? (To what?)
To Jig? (Jig What?)
Jig-a-low? (Yeah!)
My hands up high, my feet down low,
And this the way I jig-a low! (breaks it down to the ground)
I was just thinking about this not too long ago. I can't even believe that I once song that stuff 10+ years ago, and I didn't even know what it meant; the songs just sounded good.
I REMEMBER ALL OF THOSE.
I HEAR MY 8 YEAR OLD SISTER SINGING THIS. ITS NEW TO ME:
"MY MOTHER SHORT AND FINE
HE GOTTA **** LIKE MINE
WHEN SHE CROSS THE STREET STREET STREET
THOSE CARS GO BEEP BEEP BEEP"
IM LIKE "WHAT THE HELL"
hollywood go swinging hollywood go swing-ing
my name in Nae Nae on the phone
wit my daisy dukes on
if you see me in the street
you better stop and speak to me
uh she think she bad
*itch you need a wash rag
uh she think she cool
soap and water will no do
uh she thing she fine
fine fine number 9
take ya **** anytime
bring him home take him back he betta have my caddilac
caddilac oh caddilac oh
he brought you one he brought me two
he married me and divorced you
**** **** choo choo train come on girl and shake that thang
I can't ( Why Not) Because I can't ( Why not)
Because my back is achin and my bras to tight and my **** shakin form the left to the right and my eyes are rollin down beacon hill street and my hands are clappin to the funky beat
::Verse takin from "Im a Nut"::
I cant go out to play
Because of yesterday
These boys around my way
They paid me 50 cent
They layed me on the fence
The stuck it up my skirt
And asked me did it hurt
My mother was disgusted to see my cherry busted
My father was surprised to see my belly rise
My sister slamed the door and called me a dirty ****
My brother did the same but he was to be blamed because he did it 1st
IM A NUT
Aw now that was my song! Didnnt it start like "James Brown glad to meet ya..."
We used to jump double dutch to this song all the time. Man this weekend at this BBQ the Chicago Club had, we were jumpin double dutch and couldnt remember any songs!
Lawd! I ain't neva heard some of these remixes. Tori, that was my first time readin those joints right there. And Jess...this one?! That's "im a nut". My version ain't nothin like that.
"cafe-aulait" wrote:
BmoreBabigyrl wrote:
::Verse takin from "Im a Nut"::
I cant go out to play
Because of yesterday
These boys around my way
They paid me 50 cent
They layed me on the fence
The stuck it up my skirt
And asked me did it hurt
My mother was disgusted to see my cherry busted
My father was surprised to see my belly rise
My sister slamed the door and called me a dirty ****
My brother did the same but he was to be blamed because he did it 1st
IM A NUT
Lawd! I ain't neva heard some of these remixes. Tori, that was my first time readin those joints u had. And Jess...this one?! That's "im a nut"? My version ain't nothin like that. If my daughter come home singin that imma pop her in the lip...wit my fist :x
My version was...
"I'm a nut...in a hut
I stole an apple from the tree, so what
What u gonna do? Kick my ****?
I'm craaaaaazy
(u got that right)
I'm fooooolish
(u got that right)
I'm supa dupa
I'm supa dupa
I'm supa dupa
That's me, baby"...or sumthin like that. I forgot it :?
As bad as it got for me was the lil remixes to jig-a-low
"jig-a-low, jig jig a low
jig-a-low, jig jig a low
hey Kenya
yeah?
Are u ready?
for what?
to jig
jig what?
a loooooow
My back ache, my bra too tight, my **** shake from left to right
I turn around, i touch the ground, and this the way i doo doo brown
My hands up high, my feet down low, and this the way i jig-a-low"
Ha, i was sayin my bra was too tight before i could even fill one up
