Sorry if this has already been posted, just thought it was funny.
Find yours athttp://www.blogthings.com/wherefrom.htmlYou know you're from Nashville when...
The word "snow" means a week off from school and maybe even work.
To you Paris is near Waverly and Athens and Rome are in Georgia.
You stop your car for ambulances, fire trucks and hearses.
You take down your Christmas tree before January first.
Someone within hearing distance is singing or humming.
There's a musical instrument somewhere in the house.
You don't do things without "fixin" to do them first.
You judge things as "alright", "fine" or "right fine".
Your food has beans or Tobasco in it.
You know what a T-Rac is.
You "luck up" and not "luck out".
Drivers stop before they turn.
Someone you know has written a song.
You own the boots but can't ride a horse.
No one around you is a native Nashvillian either.
You run red lights so you won't be hit from behind.
Fast food is faster inside than at the drive-up window.
To you a well-trained dog stays in the bed of the truck.
Half of the people at work know someone in entertainment.
Strangers ask if you're doin alright, and friends ask what's goin on.
You ignore country stars but dance and holler in front of football players.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Nashville.
Since the one about Virginia didn't apply to the 757.. You know you're from da 757 when...
(the ones in red apply to me)
1- You can name at least three of Mike Joynes’ law partners.
2- You can finish the “Beach Ford” song…(beach ford barton ford lincoln mercury..haha)
3- You know that 64 West in Chesapeake is actually going east.
4- Virginia Beach is “Va Beach” unless you actually live there.
5- You know that “Hampton Roads” aren’t actual roads.
6- You don’t go to the beach every day.7- You don’t want to go to the beach every day.
8- You know which beaches to avoid, unlike the tourists.
9- You believe that Meyera Oberndorf will be the mayor of Virginia Beach for all time.
10- Little Neck and Great Neck are not locations on Long Island.11- Little Neck Creek is not on Little Neck.
12- Any westbound trip you’ve ever made involves at least one tunnel.13- You can name at least three underwater tunnels within a twenty mile radius of your home.
14- One of your Adopt-A-School partners in elementary school was a U.S. Navy vessel.
15- It's not norfolk its "naw****".
16- You don’t stop and look skyward when aircraft fly over.
17- You know why bad newz is called bad newz
18- You’ve seen Chris Brown at KD(Kings Dominion).
19- Virginia Beach is a city not just a beach..
20- You’ve seen Timbaland in military circle Military Circle is OUR mall
21- You’ve seen Missy Elliott in the Farm Fresh.
22- You even know what a Food Lion is.
23- You know which parts of each city to stay out of.
24- Sometimes the cities just blur into one big metropolis.
25- Sorry, I meant “suburb.”
26- You’ve been to more minor-league sports games than major-league.
27- You know that on-base purchases have no sales tax.
28- Newport News is not a catalog, it is a city.
29- It’s Hampton, not The Hamptons.
30- It’s not a peninsula, it’s the Peninsula. With a capital P.
31- You can name all the I-64 spurs.
32- It’s not Portsmouth, it’s P-town.
33- It’s not Virginia Beach Boulevard, it’s just The Boulevard.34- The Strip isn’t a nudie bar, it’s a tourist trap.
35- To you, Scope isn’t just mouthwash.
36- The Boathouse doesn’t actually dock any boats.
37- You’ve been to the 17th Street Surf Shop.
38- No, the real one.
39- You know what WRV, Hotline, Roxy, Billabong, and Quiksilver are.
40- You’ve ever heard “South Side” by Moby while actually on the Southside.41- You know Dam Neck and Birdneck aren’t necks of any kind.
42- You use Cox Cable and refer to Cox High School without even snickering.
43- You know Mount Trashmore is a real place, not a joke.
44- You don’t mind the jet noise.
45- You don’t slow down in the tunnel, because it’s not a big deal. Stupid out-of-towners.(this is aggravating)
46- Walking up hills causes an instant asthma attack.
47- While away from home, you can identify a fellow HR resident by their being the only one in a 17th Street shirt and flip flops. In December.
48- You can go surfing and strawberry-pickin’ in the same day.
49- The left lane is not the passing lane, it is the only lane.
50- You know what Rita’s Italian Ice is.
51- You have friends at three other high schools, minimum.
52- Jimmy Buffet is a regular fixture at parties and social events.
53- A hermit crab is a legitimate pet.
54- You know not to bring your golf clubs to the Tidewater Country Club.
55- No, it’s a city. Not a county.
56- It’s normal for seven cities to be linked in almost every conceivable way.
57- Your city is 20 miles long but only 3 miles wide.
58- You can leave town for years at a time to find the same sections of road still under construction.
59- Base/shipyard traffic is one of the most dehumanizing experiences you can think of.
60- You have to adopt a surrogate professional sports team because you live in the largest metropolitan area without a single one.
61- It’s Seven Five Seven, not Seven Fifty-Seven.
62- An inch of snow closes everything down.63- 3 inches is a blizzard.64- You’ve been due for a “Major ****” for about 15 years.65- Earthquakes? Pardon?
66- You can skip to newport news from hampton
67- At least 75 mph on the interstate: It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law. If you want to survive.
68- You know who the Norwegian Lady is.
69- No, you can’t walk to the beach. ****.
70- You block the box.
71- You didn’t immediately respond to #70 with “What?”
72- The pedestrians are only at the beach.
73- You’ve seen Jamestown, Williamsburg, Yorktown, and First Landing. And don’t think it’s that big of a deal.
74- During Real Stories of the Highway Patrol, instead of saying “Too bad for him,” you say “That guy was in my gymclass!”75- You can see another 7-11 from the 7-11 you’re currently at.
76- You can’t afford Nordstrom. But you have one.
77- Why shop at Gap and Old Navy when you have Walmart, Target, and Payless?
78- MacArthur was not only a brilliant general, but a fine shopping establishment.
79- Bridges go over water, not land.
80- Tagalog is a language, and you might know a few words, if not speak fluently.
81- You know not to swim at Buckroe Beach.(Advice to all going to hampton u don't swim in that water!)
82- You know Jefferson Park is not a real park.
83- You don’t laugh when you hear “Rip Rap Road.”
84- You hear “downtown” and immediately think of some other city.
85- You have to specify which Lynnhaven, Princess Anne, or Kempsville Road you’re referring to.
86- You have to go to DC to see any of the big-name concerts because you live in the largest demographic cul-de-sac in the United States.
87- You can name all the HR cities.[4]
88- High School Football is exciting and you know why
89- Just because you live in Hampton does not mean you want to go to Hampton University
90- You know who Coach Mike Smith is and probably played for him 91- Newport News/Williamsburg International Airport never even enters your mind.
92- No, you’re not hallucinating. Those are mermaids.
93- You’ve attended the Neptune Festival without being pagan.
94- You laugh at people still wearing sandals in November.
95- Virginia is for lovers,VA is for hustlers
96-Some of us don't mind when people say we live in the south
97- You’ve ever wonder how many fish and crabs PETA **** building their new headquarters on the banks of the beautiful Elizabeth River.
98- You had a nickel for every OBX sticker you saw on the road, you’d be a rich man by now.
99- You know you live in hampton/newport news when you don't get excited when you see Allen Iverson, Mike Vick,and Aaron Brooks
100- You know that it all started here.
you know you form florida "954" when girls fight you for fun.
white people love to say nigggga
your school always crunk
everyday you work illegally and legally in school and outside of school
dudes wear white tees everyday and own 50 pairs of sneakers
you walking through school and dudes just posted on a wall
everybody say **** aint sweet
and everybody want to be a goon
Since the one about Virginia didn't apply to the 757.. You know you're from da 757 when...
(the ones in red apply to me)
1- You can name at least three of Mike Joynes’ law partners.
2- You can finish the “Beach Ford” song…(beach ford barton ford lincoln mercury..haha)
3- You know that 64 West in Chesapeake is actually going east.
4- Virginia Beach is “Va Beach” unless you actually live there.
5- You know that “Hampton Roads” aren’t actual roads.
6- You don’t go to the beach every day.7- You don’t want to go to the beach every day.
8- You know which beaches to avoid, unlike the tourists.
9- You believe that Meyera Oberndorf will be the mayor of Virginia Beach for all time.
10- Little Neck and Great Neck are not locations on Long Island.11- Little Neck Creek is not on Little Neck.
12- Any westbound trip you’ve ever made involves at least one tunnel.13- You can name at least three underwater tunnels within a twenty mile radius of your home.
14- One of your Adopt-A-School partners in elementary school was a U.S. Navy vessel.
15- It's not norfolk its "naw****".
16- You don’t stop and look skyward when aircraft fly over.
17- You know why bad newz is called bad newz
18- You’ve seen Chris Brown at KD(Kings Dominion).
19- Virginia Beach is a city not just a beach..
20- You’ve seen Timbaland in military circleMilitary Circle is OUR mall
21- You’ve seen Missy Elliott in the Farm Fresh.
22- You even know what a Food Lion is.
23- You know which parts of each city to stay out of.
24- Sometimes the cities just blur into one big metropolis.
25- Sorry, I meant “suburb.”
26- You’ve been to more minor-league sports games than major-league.
27- You know that on-base purchases have no sales tax.
28- Newport News is not a catalog, it is a city.
29- It’s Hampton, not The Hamptons.
30- It’s not a peninsula, it’s the Peninsula. With a capital P.
31- You can name all the I-64 spurs.
32- It’s not Portsmouth, it’s P-town.
33- It’s not Virginia Beach Boulevard, it’s just The Boulevard.34- The Strip isn’t a nudie bar, it’s a tourist trap.
35- To you, Scope isn’t just mouthwash.
36- The Boathouse doesn’t actually dock any boats.
37- You’ve been to the 17th Street Surf Shop.
38- No, the real one.
39- You know what WRV, Hotline, Roxy, Billabong, and Quiksilver are.
40- You’ve ever heard “South Side” by Moby while actually on the Southside.41- You know Dam Neck and Birdneck aren’t necks of any kind.
42- You use Cox Cable and refer to Cox High School without even snickering.
43- You know Mount Trashmore is a real place, not a joke.
44- You don’t mind the jet noise.
45- You don’t slow down in the tunnel, because it’s not a big deal. Stupid out-of-towners.(this is aggravating)
46- Walking up hills causes an instant asthma attack.
47- While away from home, you can identify a fellow HR resident by their being the only one in a 17th Street shirt and flip flops. In December.
48- You can go surfing and strawberry-pickin’ in the same day.
49- The left lane is not the passing lane, it is the only lane.
50- You know what Rita’s Italian Ice is.
51- You have friends at three other high schools, minimum.
52- Jimmy Buffet is a regular fixture at parties and social events.
53- A hermit crab is a legitimate pet.
54- You know not to bring your golf clubs to the Tidewater Country Club.
55- No, it’s a city. Not a county.
56- It’s normal for seven cities to be linked in almost every conceivable way.
57- Your city is 20 miles long but only 3 miles wide.
58- You can leave town for years at a time to find the same sections of road still under construction.
59- Base/shipyard traffic is one of the most dehumanizing experiences you can think of.
60- You have to adopt a surrogate professional sports team because you live in the largest metropolitan area without a single one.
61- It’s Seven Five Seven, not Seven Fifty-Seven.
62- An inch of snow closes everything down.63- 3 inches is a blizzard.64- You’ve been due for a “Major ****” for about 15 years.65- Earthquakes? Pardon?
66- You can skip to newport news from hampton
67- At least 75 mph on the interstate: It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law. If you want to survive.
68- You know who the Norwegian Lady is.
69- No, you can’t walk to the beach. ****.
70- You block the box.
71- You didn’t immediately respond to #70 with “What?”
72- The pedestrians are only at the beach.
73- You’ve seen Jamestown, Williamsburg, Yorktown, and First Landing. And don’t think it’s that big of a deal.
74- During Real Stories of the Highway Patrol, instead of saying “Too bad for him,” you say “That guy was in my gymclass!”75- You can see another 7-11 from the 7-11 you’re currently at.
76- You can’t afford Nordstrom. But you have one.
77- Why shop at Gap and Old Navy when you have Walmart, Target, and Payless?
78- MacArthur was not only a brilliant general, but a fine shopping establishment.
79- Bridges go over water, not land.
80- Tagalog is a language, and you might know a few words, if not speak fluently.
81- You know not to swim at Buckroe Beach.(Advice to all going to hampton u don't swim in that water!)
82- You know Jefferson Park is not a real park.
83- You don’t laugh when you hear “Rip Rap Road.”
84- You hear “downtown” and immediately think of some other city.
85- You have to specify which Lynnhaven, Princess Anne, or Kempsville Road you’re referring to.
86- You have to go to DC to see any of the big-name concerts because you live in the largest demographic cul-de-sac in the United States.
87- You can name all the HR cities.[4]
88- High School Football is exciting and you know why
89- Just because you live in Hampton does not mean you want to go to Hampton University
90- You know who Coach Mike Smith is and probably played for him 91- Newport News/Williamsburg International Airport never even enters your mind.
92- No, you’re not hallucinating. Those are mermaids.
93- You’ve attended the Neptune Festival without being pagan.
94- You laugh at people still wearing sandals in November.
95- Virginia is for lovers,VA is for hustlers
96-Some of us don't mind when people say we live in the south
97- You’ve ever wonder how many fish and crabs PETA **** building their new headquarters on the banks of the beautiful Elizabeth River.
98- You had a nickel for every OBX sticker you saw on the road, you’d be a rich man by now.
99- You know you live in hampton/newport news when you don't get excited when you see Allen Iverson, Mike Vick,and Aaron Brooks
100- You know that it all started here.
Since the one about Virginia didn't apply to the 757.. You know you're from da 757 when...
(the ones in red apply to me)
1- You can name at least three of Mike Joynes’ law partners.
2- You can finish the “Beach Ford” song…(beach ford barton ford lincoln mercury..haha)
3- You know that 64 West in Chesapeake is actually going east.
4- Virginia Beach is “Va Beach” unless you actually live there.
5- You know that “Hampton Roads” aren’t actual roads.
6- You don’t go to the beach every day.7- You don’t want to go to the beach every day.
8- You know which beaches to avoid, unlike the tourists.
9- You believe that Meyera Oberndorf will be the mayor of Virginia Beach for all time.
10- Little Neck and Great Neck are not locations on Long Island.11- Little Neck Creek is not on Little Neck.
12- Any westbound trip you’ve ever made involves at least one tunnel.13- You can name at least three underwater tunnels within a twenty mile radius of your home.
14- One of your Adopt-A-School partners in elementary school was a U.S. Navy vessel.
15- It's not norfolk its "naw****".
16- You don’t stop and look skyward when aircraft fly over.
17- You know why bad newz is called bad newz
18- You’ve seen Chris Brown at KD(Kings Dominion).
19- Virginia Beach is a city not just a beach..
20- You’ve seen Timbaland in military circle Military Circle is OUR mall
21- You’ve seen Missy Elliott in the Farm Fresh.
22- You even know what a Food Lion is.
23- You know which parts of each city to stay out of.
24- Sometimes the cities just blur into one big metropolis.
25- Sorry, I meant “suburb.”
26- You’ve been to more minor-league sports games than major-league.
27- You know that on-base purchases have no sales tax.
28- Newport News is not a catalog, it is a city.
29- It’s Hampton, not The Hamptons.
30- It’s not a peninsula, it’s the Peninsula. With a capital P.
31- You can name all the I-64 spurs.
32- It’s not Portsmouth, it’s P-town.
33- It’s not Virginia Beach Boulevard, it’s just The Boulevard.34- The Strip isn’t a nudie bar, it’s a tourist trap.
35- To you, Scope isn’t just mouthwash.
36- The Boathouse doesn’t actually dock any boats.
37- You’ve been to the 17th Street Surf Shop.
38- No, the real one.
39- You know what WRV, Hotline, Roxy, Billabong, and Quiksilver are.
40- You’ve ever heard “South Side” by Moby while actually on the Southside.41- You know Dam Neck and Birdneck aren’t necks of any kind.
42- You use Cox Cable and refer to Cox High School without even snickering.
43- You know Mount Trashmore is a real place, not a joke.
44- You don’t mind the jet noise.
45- You don’t slow down in the tunnel, because it’s not a big deal. Stupid out-of-towners.(this is aggravating)
46- Walking up hills causes an instant asthma attack.
47- While away from home, you can identify a fellow HR resident by their being the only one in a 17th Street shirt and flip flops. In December.
48- You can go surfing and strawberry-pickin’ in the same day.
49- The left lane is not the passing lane, it is the only lane.
50- You know what Rita’s Italian Ice is.
51- You have friends at three other high schools, minimum.
52- Jimmy Buffet is a regular fixture at parties and social events.
53- A hermit crab is a legitimate pet.
54- You know not to bring your golf clubs to the Tidewater Country Club.
55- No, it’s a city. Not a county.
56- It’s normal for seven cities to be linked in almost every conceivable way.
57- Your city is 20 miles long but only 3 miles wide.
58- You can leave town for years at a time to find the same sections of road still under construction.
59- Base/shipyard traffic is one of the most dehumanizing experiences you can think of.
60- You have to adopt a surrogate professional sports team because you live in the largest metropolitan area without a single one.
61- It’s Seven Five Seven, not Seven Fifty-Seven.
62- An inch of snow closes everything down.63- 3 inches is a blizzard.64- You’ve been due for a “Major ****” for about 15 years.65- Earthquakes? Pardon?
66- You can skip to newport news from hampton
67- At least 75 mph on the interstate: It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law. If you want to survive.
68- You know who the Norwegian Lady is.
69- No, you can’t walk to the beach. ****.
70- You block the box.
71- You didn’t immediately respond to #70 with “What?”
72- The pedestrians are only at the beach.
73- You’ve seen Jamestown, Williamsburg, Yorktown, and First Landing. And don’t think it’s that big of a deal.
74- During Real Stories of the Highway Patrol, instead of saying “Too bad for him,” you say “That guy was in my gymclass!”75- You can see another 7-11 from the 7-11 you’re currently at.
76- You can’t afford Nordstrom. But you have one.
77- Why shop at Gap and Old Navy when you have Walmart, Target, and Payless?
78- MacArthur was not only a brilliant general, but a fine shopping establishment.
79- Bridges go over water, not land.
80- Tagalog is a language, and you might know a few words, if not speak fluently.
81- You know not to swim at Buckroe Beach.(Advice to all going to hampton u don't swim in that water!)
82- You know Jefferson Park is not a real park.
83- You don’t laugh when you hear “Rip Rap Road.”
84- You hear “downtown” and immediately think of some other city.
85- You have to specify which Lynnhaven, Princess Anne, or Kempsville Road you’re referring to.
86- You have to go to DC to see any of the big-name concerts because you live in the largest demographic cul-de-sac in the United States.
87- You can name all the HR cities.[4]
88- High School Football is exciting and you know why
89- Just because you live in Hampton does not mean you want to go to Hampton University
90- You know who Coach Mike Smith is and probably played for him 91- Newport News/Williamsburg International Airport never even enters your mind.
92- No, you’re not hallucinating. Those are mermaids.
93- You’ve attended the Neptune Festival without being pagan.
94- You laugh at people still wearing sandals in November.
95- Virginia is for lovers,VA is for hustlers
96-Some of us don't mind when people say we live in the south
97- You’ve ever wonder how many fish and crabs PETA **** building their new headquarters on the banks of the beautiful Elizabeth River.
98- You had a nickel for every OBX sticker you saw on the road, you’d be a rich man by now.
99- You know you live in hampton/newport news when you don't get excited when you see Allen Iverson, Mike Vick,and Aaron Brooks
100- You know that it all started here.
Here I found this one on the net about 757 though I agree with some of it!! hehe
Yea Right most of that is wack truth
**** at that Dominican one when you said Mama juana like its water lol soo true and Tio Does have maad gold jewels on lol
For the people of color who live or repp the 757 Virginia VA
You know that te 7 cities are the major cities of HPT! along with the otha 16 counties..
I found this one on the net lol hilarious and EVERYONE is truuu!!
You know that the Buddha Brothaas are not statues.. (Morning Radio Show)
Hot 102.1 wuzz the shhznt
Z104 Shaggy is the silliest white DJ eva on earth!
Tha strip is the tourist trap
Peppermint is not a Breathmint
Picasos is not a Artis
MP Island Cafe is the only night club in chains
The Alley isnt a dark street in the night
Bad Newz uptown downtown midtown really dont count lol
Hampton University is HU
Norfolk State university is NSU and the Battle of the BAYS
Ya know that Chris Caliente is not a Mexican spice
ya know that Park Place isnt the lovely Estate from Monopoly
ya know that ya homeboy is ya StickMayne or Stickman
you prounounce Norfolk Nawfuk lol
Virginia Beach is Vy beach
Cheseapeak is Da Peak or Chesafreaks (hoes be lurkin lol)
Portsmouth is P-town and High Street isnt for Crack headz
If you saay Da Oaks ya know they Mean London
Lincoln Park isnt Historical
You have been to a 7-11 or seen one
you have dated a Military soilder or know one
your classmates spoke Asian, spanish, or Ebonics
You know that 1 time and Jakez is the Policeman
Grinding!!! was origniated in VA and fa hustlas
Church Street is NOWHERE near holy maad prostetutes lol
Granby St. is The strip without the Ocean and BoardWalk
Alice Maye is not a author but a restaraunt
Ya know about Corner stores Tinee Giant
Ya know they not Air Force Ones they DC's
Ya know that Military Circle isnt a Circle for the military
Ya know that Booker T Washington High School in Norfolk was the first Booker T Washington eva in USA
Ya knowthat 757 is the birth of English settelment
Ya know that Vepco is the Light Bill
Ya know that Hot wings is Spicy Chicken
Ya know that there is seafood hot spot in every city
Ya know that College Park skatin wuzz the shiznt
Ya know that CAT WALK ON Norview is not a place for kittens
Ya know when ya Hear CLipse.. Timbaland.. Missy.. Pharell/NERD its a local party for them somewhere
Ya know that the Clipse are not hairbows lol
Ya know how to duck 1 time and ya know not to snitch from age 5 to 95
Ya know that if you walking in Norfolk at night ya need to be atleast 3 to 5 deep with heat
Ya know that the Guys in Vy beach love snowbunnies and all dress like Kanye West/Mr Fansworth Bentley/Pharell Williams
Ya know that Norfolk Guys keep it Gutta rock anything and the swag make it hott
Ya know Virginia BEach and Hampton Girls ARe stuck the hell up and Norfolk girls just laid back htem other chics dont count 7 cities boo
Ya know a P-town Chic owns stilettos or had tried out or auditioned for Magic
City lol
Ya know if you got a girlfriend or boyfriend who stays in Virginia Beach "Them negros got MONEY!!! especially if their street ends in Drive, Ave or place or a number in the 50's!<<<< They got bank!
Ya know a Hampton Girl is stuck up and for the most part raised with both moms and pops
Ya know NewPort News waters aint only crawling with parts of ships and waste in the water but Body parts
Ya know that Chesapeake and Va Beach girls are considered the prettiest yet the sluttiest of the 757
Ya know the Concerts be poppin at Virginia Beach Amphitheater (Who eva said we gotta drive 3hrs to DC to go to a concert is mthfkin lie) 757 always got somethin poppin off boo
Ya know if you go to NSU ya motha or sista went there and pledged Delta Sigma theta You go to the Delta Fest every year
Ya know Behold the Green and the Gold
Ya know that the Clipse are some of the sickest and best inthe rap game!!
Ya know Hampton University is considered for uppidity rich or higher middle class black people who mother and father went there or dreamed of going
Ya know that Buckroe BEach is not for not negros lol
Ya knowthat NorVA, Ntelos Pavilion, Willet Hall, Scope, Coliseum, Amphitheater, Sear tower all have the besst concerts
Ya know that the best of VA is 757 and love to all VA except NOVA cuz they swear they from Washington DC lol WHen them negros liscense plates say VIRGINIA clear as day
its cool Nova we aint mad yall just keep thinkin that lol Washington DC was made from Maryland and VA I rather repp the original anyway hahaha silly NOVANS!!
^^^^^^
That is soo true too omg I meet them Nova chics they swear they from DC n not Virginia oh my God like its a Crime being from the first state of USA!!! the birth of America **** give me VA anyday and I lived in 12 different states and two countries
YOU KNOW FROM THE BAHAMAS WHEN
-you driving with a cup of liquor in your hand
-you know what the drug dealers cars look like
-you dress up to stand outside
-no job put ya clothes,hair, and nails always on point
-hustling comes natural
-everybody ghetto even if you got 8 bedrooms in ya house
-you talk about people next to you in a loud voice
-you LOUD period
-you know everyone business
-you related to everyone
-and the list goes on
Yea Right most of that is wack truth
**** at that Dominican one when you said Mama juana like its water lol soo true and Tio Does have maad gold jewels on lol
For the people of color who live or repp the 757 Virginia VA
You know that te 7 cities are the major cities of HPT! along with the otha 16 counties..
I found this one on the net lol hilarious and EVERYONE is truuu!!
You know that the Buddha Brothaas are not statues.. (Morning Radio Show)
Hot 102.1 wuzz the shhznt
Z104 Shaggy is the silliest white DJ eva on earth!
Tha strip is the tourist trap
Peppermint is not a Breathmint
Picasos is not a Artis
MP Island Cafe is the only night club in chains
The Alley isnt a dark street in the night
Bad Newz uptown downtown midtown really dont count lol
Hampton University is HU
Norfolk State university is NSU and the Battle of the BAYS
Ya know that Chris Caliente is not a Mexican spice
ya know that Park Place isnt the lovely Estate from Monopoly
ya know that ya homeboy is ya StickMayne or Stickman
you prounounce Norfolk Nawfuk lol
Virginia Beach is Vy beach
Cheseapeak is Da Peak or Chesafreaks (hoes be lurkin lol)
Portsmouth is P-town and High Street isnt for Crack headz
If you saay Da Oaks ya know they Mean London
Lincoln Park isnt Historical
You have been to a 7-11 or seen one
you have dated a Military soilder or know one
your classmates spoke Asian, spanish, or Ebonics
You know that 1 time and Jakez is the Policeman
Grinding!!! was origniated in VA and fa hustlas
Church Street is NOWHERE near holy maad prostetutes lol
Granby St. is The strip without the Ocean and BoardWalk
Alice Maye is not a author but a restaraunt
Ya know about Corner stores Tinee Giant
Ya know they not Air Force Ones they DC's
Ya know that Military Circle isnt a Circle for the military
Ya know that Booker T Washington High School in Norfolk was the first Booker T Washington eva in USA
Ya knowthat 757 is the birth of English settelment
Ya know that Vepco is the Light Bill
Ya know that Hot wings is Spicy Chicken
Ya know that there is seafood hot spot in every city
Ya know that College Park skatin wuzz the shiznt
Ya know that CAT WALK ON Norview is not a place for kittens
Ya know when ya Hear CLipse.. Timbaland.. Missy.. Pharell/NERD its a local party for them somewhere
Ya know that the Clipse are not hairbows lol
Ya know how to duck 1 time and ya know not to snitch from age 5 to 95
Ya know that if you walking in Norfolk at night ya need to be atleast 3 to 5 deep with heat
Ya know that the Guys in Vy beach love snowbunnies and all dress like Kanye West/Mr Fansworth Bentley/Pharell Williams
Ya know that Norfolk Guys keep it Gutta rock anything and the swag make it hott
Ya know Virginia BEach and Hampton Girls ARe stuck the hell up and Norfolk girls just laid back htem other chics dont count 7 cities boo
Ya know a P-town Chic owns stilettos or had tried out or auditioned for Magic
City lol
Ya know if you got a girlfriend or boyfriend who stays in Virginia Beach "Them negros got MONEY!!! especially if their street ends in Drive, Ave or place or a number in the 50's!<<<< They got bank!
Ya know a Hampton Girl is stuck up and for the most part raised with both moms and pops
Ya know NewPort News waters aint only crawling with parts of ships and waste in the water but Body parts
Ya know that Chesapeake and Va Beach girls are considered the prettiest yet the sluttiest of the 757
Ya know the Concerts be poppin at Virginia Beach Amphitheater (Who eva said we gotta drive 3hrs to DC to go to a concert is mthfkin lie) 757 always got somethin poppin off boo
Ya know if you go to NSU ya motha or sista went there and pledged Delta Sigma theta You go to the Delta Fest every year
Ya know Behold the Green and the Gold
Ya know that the Clipse are some of the sickest and best inthe rap game!!
Ya know Hampton University is considered for uppidity rich or higher middle class black people who mother and father went there or dreamed of going
Ya know that Buckroe BEach is not for not negros lol
Ya knowthat NorVA, Ntelos Pavilion, Willet Hall, Scope, Coliseum, Amphitheater, Sear tower all have the besst concerts
Ya know that the best of VA is 757 and love to all VA except NOVA cuz they swear they from Washington DC lol WHen them negros liscense plates say VIRGINIA clear as day
its cool Nova we aint mad yall just keep thinkin that lol Washington DC was made from Maryland and VA I rather repp the original anyway hahaha silly NOVANS!!
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That is soo true too omg I meet them Nova chics they swear they from DC n not Virginia oh my God like its a Crime being from the first state of USA!!! the birth of America **** give me VA anyday and I lived in 12 different states and two countries
Ummm hampton girls stuck up scuse me??? (this is not true)
You know you're from Brooklyn when:
Every dude you know wears the "We Run Brooklyn" t-shirt at least once.
No matter where you are, there's at least ONE or TWO Chinese food stores and one liquor shop on tha corner. (that ish is scary)
When you know that BK doesn't only stand for Burger King.
Labor Day is the excuse on why you didn't come in that week to school-- regardless of whether you're ACTUALLY West-Indian/Caribbean or not.
On the train to the Labor Day parade, you act SUPER uncivilized and ghetto yelling "Caribbean and PROUD, say it loud, say it LOUD!"
You rep your train station and train line. "New Lots, Numba 3 train, y'all!" (Only in friggin' Brooklyn)
You listen to Kiss FM and Z100 religiously.
You play sick some days just to watch Wendy Williams, Maury, and Jerry Springer consecutively.
You actually swim in Coney Island's dangerous **** waters.
Your complaint about expensive stuff in other boroughs always begin with: In Brooklyn, this is only...
Atlantic and Fulton mall is the jumpoff.
None of them damn DVD's or CD's you got is actually authentic.
You know and talk to at least one crackhead.
You swear up and down your project is tougher than the rest.
You go to Manhattan and the Bronx (If you're a brave soul) to torment all the kids that got to go to school on Brooklyn/Queens Day.
There's more to come...
47- While away from home, you can identify a fellow HR resident by their being the only one in a 17th Street shirt and flip flops. In December.
48- You can go surfing and strawberry-pickin’ in the same day.
49- The left lane is not the passing lane, it is the only lane.
50- You know what Rita’s Italian Ice is.
51- 
(this is not true)
