Only REAL MCs need Apply............
so if U aint nice..........
Dont Even Try it..........
Now WE Need like 8 People............
And 3 or 4 Judges..........
Of Course I'm Tha Host.... :twisted: :twisted:
i tried to take a hiatus to evade you haters
Feeling good like slaves getting dem freedom papers
But yet and still I guess I have to instill
Some morals in ya'll or put 6 in ya stomach like Grant Hill
No way...(laughing) You can't ne truly serious
are you eddie murphy cuz you truly Delirious
This comedy...and you a stand up
Till shots turn you into a sit com and you can't stand up
Dude you f*cking with a beast...I'll rip ya a** up
Don't get quiet now lil b!tch it's time to man up
I'm tired of playing with you
I have no remorse for what I can do to you
Or will do, what I say or do will be used against you
Maybe to detach you or kill you it doesn't matter
I'll shank you in the bladder, now you pissing sideways
On your side on the pavement, now you Sittin Sideways
Dude, please believe since I haven't used the tech
Or shot a gun that I won't go cop a tech
F*ck the ref n!gga I'ma use the tech nicca
It's no sense of prolonging the inevitable
This beef here lil nicca ain't edible...Get ya mind right
I like that u took the time write back
It isn't talent, it's preserverance that u lack
You spit your best on this here HBCU
But might be mumbling if I see you
Might crack your skull if I see you
Messing around with me, you'll be in ICU
But I'ma get away from all this violence for a minute
See I've been in some wars you just played the games
I done told you before I don't play with lames
You don't even know me but try to assassinate my character
Scared of yourself, got a picture of a cartoon character? (<----)
I'll let you say what you may cousin
u good but to small for the position like Sean May cousin
Go ahead with your Dragonball Z daydreams
This is real life it ain't hard as it seems
I know you sit in your room wishing you could go outside
The girl that you like diggin someone who has a nice ride
U could kill yourself but no one would realize you dead
I'm tired of killing u so do me a favor and
Shoot yourself in the head
gotta pay for what? dawg, YOUR raps?
if they marketing these...
they might as well go shop at payless or a market for fleas
maybe they sparkin up trees
and i aint hatin in fact
im sorta just statin the obvious
because you blatenly wack,
just statin the facts,
annoying like repetitive swells,
if ranked from 1-10 on here you would be negative 12 ,
dawg what the hell, let me just stop
and put you outta ya misery
then 'stick my middle finger up' just to add 'insult' to injury
Im a gangster lil dude yeah f*ck the rumors
I spit cancer and all yall catching tumors
Ask ya chick if I aint the number one pooner
No one in Oklahoma can make ya girl cum Sooner
n!ggas scared disguising their voice like T-Pain
Cuz they know I don't f*ck with Juveniles like Lil Wayne
(laugh) If this lyrical sparring than I'm battling a tree leaf
Or better yet Michael Vick versus a Ryan Leaf
So high but I dont cheaf, no trees..o no
I guess Im the opposite of Sonny Bono
I aint blind but I aint even trying to see ya
That aint G in ya blood thats gonerrhea
I put the money on ya head like striper spreading her legs
U must live with them bastards how u be informing the feds
Im feeling so cocky put me in a coup
Or besides ur dame sitting in a coupe
I laugh and despise u bubble gum rappers
And how u get used liked bubble gum wrappers
No need lie I see it your grill pimpin
Im......Im done man....this is sad...I need competition...
Sugarfoot, I mean "venom" where u at son?
I retired for a minute, but Iím back up in here
Making a comeback like Jay-Z, tearing up rap, yea
You lack respect but Iím stacking the best flows
And Iím taxing that ass an yall passing the check, hoes
And I donít mean to confuse you with the multi-syllabical
But when youíre back from sabbatical itís only practical
To attack with the practical grammatical rap flow
And Iím smacking you back, I wish this was a track yo
I noticed that you finally learned how to rhyme
Cause you double up words when you end every line
Itís really clever to rhyme leaf with leaf
Almost as hard as learning to walk while you think
And I know you still havenít learned to think and talk at the same time
Cause that **** you spit couldnít possibly have come from your mind
Son grab a book, a dictionary, pretend to be literate
Cause right now you write and the **** sounds ignorant
I say the word, youíre done, see the red dot on your head?
Whatís that? I canít hear you, itís hard to talk with ya mouth full of lead
For me, itís hard holding knowledge thatís the weight of the earth
And all you have is worthless threats, and thatís all youíre worth
While Iím king of the world, like Henry IV
Youíre so dumb if you migrated, yo ass would go north
Son, canít you see you canít get it with me?
Continuing to battle is exercising futility
So when it comes down to it, at least Iím smart, itís my ace in the hole
And youíll be that one rapper, you know, the one that nobody knows
"Your analogies are weak soporific drivel
Like a little dog barking, here have some kibble
Garbage rappers causing global warming? Why cause theyíre hot?
Well then I can be garbage and youíre most certainly not"...
Are u serious? Like, really...lmao...come on now...arrrgggghhhh where is the competitive spirit trooper?
Literally speakin, i won hands down no compete'in...
and n****s get fryed ey (friday) like you waitin for tha weekend...
Cant rest nerves got you awake while you sleepin...
Only to awake to a wake of ya nieces... Heaters...
a crush soul (sole) like sneakers, Cuz i work bars, like that t-pain feature...
Jus warmin up....