Well, I'm just chillin on my step, and this guy comes to me...here's his joke:
One day I was sleeping in my home. My kids were down the hall, but no one else was there. So, I see my d!ck catchin a cab. Now, I'm like "Hey, what's up? Why u leaving?! U can't leave. We came in together, we'll die together."
So my d!ck says to me "You too damn abusive. Yo, if u put your hands on me one mo' time, I'ma f*ck you up!!"
