Dumbest Things You Did When You Was ****/High

tipsy -walked into a bathroom door really hard cuz i thought it was open. -put a sheet over my head and jumped off da bed like i could fly -acted like i was a ghost wit da sheet high -jumped off some stairs like i could fly -when me and my friends were blowed we hit each others cars on the way to the club which we had no clue where it was i'm starting to think maybe i shouldn't be on a balcony while i'm **** or high cuz i always think i can fly

-Was wearing heels and almost fell off a barstool at an Alpha party -Tried to take off my halter top in the middle of the hall

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Hid in the closet and played the "knocking game" with my friend. She knocked twice...I knocked twice....She knocked three times (paused) knocked two more...so did I haha

I almost fought this dude and keep yelling about how much I had to ****. Damn alcohol. :?