ok this was a funny book back in the day (do yall remeber?). anyway i wanted start the You Know You Ghetto When... thread. just put some ghetto **** stuff down here. oh, and for the record, it's all in fun and games, please dont anyone get offended. ok i'll start it off...
you know you ghetto when you use soap, bakingsoda, salt, or anything else other than toothpaste to brush your teeth....
carry on....
You know you ghetto when you go to the barborshop not to get yo haircut but to just kick it.
You know you ghetto when you go the "candy store" and buy a 10 cent bag of frooties, a italian beef, some chips w/ cheese and meat, and a square.
You know you ghetto when you bring fried chicken to school for lunch.
You know you ghetto when you eat breakfast and drink complementary coffee at moo and oink every weekend (for chicago people)
You know you ghetto when you turn the stove on to warm up the house. (thats every winter right there lol)
You know you ghetto when you got a black monitor, a white keyboard, and a gray tower.
Back in the day: You know you was ghetto when you used plyers to turn the TV cause the knob was broke.
You know you're ghetto when you see a **** roach in your bath water.
It kills me when I see these females in my dorm have panic attacks when they see a cockroach. I'm thinking to myself, "if they only knew". Cockroaches are like family friends to me :lol: Well atleast those family friends you don't like seeing. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not fond of them but if one was to crawl beside me I wouldn't go crazy.
Meagan I feel ya girl. The other day these silly broads (yes broads) were running around srceaming because of a roach, I was sick and annoyed so I went out there to **** it. After killing it they thought that I was brave or some crap like that. WTF? It's a small bug that someone could have easily stepped on. Sometimes I think that they play like they're scared so people won't know that they had roaches in thier homes.
U kno u ghetto when:
:arrow: U use the old soap from the bathtub for sink soap
:arrow: U use ya fries to put ketchup on ya burger cuz u aint got no fork
:arrow: When u bring curlin irons to skool and do yo hair in class
:arrow: When u where ya head ragg EVERYWHERE!!!
:arrow: Got da cable hook up fa free
BRB w/more
See Megan, you grew up in the south, so you're not gonna be scared of no roaches for real...Ya'll prolly got dog-sized roaches in texas. We got bird-sized flies in Alabama.
You know you ghetto when....
...you wash and re-use paper plates and plastic cups
...you stomp on roaches with ya barefeet.
...Rims...on a car that needs a paint job...and an **** change
...it took the barber longer to design the part in yo hair than it took him to cut the rest of ya hair.
...taking more than 1 newspaper out of the machine, when you only paid for 1...
I'll be back with more.
ok i'll start it off...
you know you ghetto when you use soap, bakingsoda, salt, or anything else other than toothpaste to brush your teeth....
carry on....
