Aite, what's your favorite jokes from a TV show character.
One of mine's is when Martin was stuck in the woods, drinkin some wine and wrapped in a blanket wit Pam cuz they cold. And when Tommy, Cole, and Gina find them in the woods, Martin's like: "Damn, baby! :sad: How you gonna leave me up here wit the Abdominable Snow Pam?!"
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Yeah I know this supposed to be in Movies & TV, but y'all know good and well nobody looks in there for real.
stuck in the basement sittin on a tricycle girl gettin on my nerves.....thought she was fine she blew my mind but I don't know her body hers....fresh prince when will and tisha campbell was in the basement durin that ****...
I'm not sure if this includes animated TV characters, but here are a few of mine:
Peter from Family Guy
Peter leaves a bar with his friends and then starts walking on some grass that has a "Keep of the Grass" sign on it:
Police Officer: Hey. That's Against the law. You're coming with me.
Peter: [singing to the tune of U Can't Touch This] Ah ah ah.
Can't Touch Me, Can't Touch me,
Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy, from Lethal Weapon 2,
I've got diplomatic Immunity, so Hammer, you can't ****,
I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets,
I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's ****,
Can't touch me, Can't touch me.
Joe Swanson: What in god's name is he doing?
Peter: Can't touch me.
Cleveland: I believe it's the worm.
Peter: [still singing] Can't touch me, STOP, Peter time,
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt, light a fire then **** it out,
Don't like it, kiss my ****, Just for a minute, let's all do the bump,
Can't touch me, Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump, Can't touch me,
I'm Presidential Peter, Interns think I'm hot,
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot,
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay,
It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way, Can't touch me.
Ned Flanders from Simpsons
This is the episode where a **** destroys Neds house and the entire town of Springfield teams together to build him a new one.
Ned walks away from the demolished "house" and begins to buff his
glasses. The right lens falls out, and Ned lets out a groan and puts
on his glasses.Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did
their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be
nice, hostidididildilidilly ah HELL diddily ding **** crap!
Can't you morons do anything RIGHT!?
[shocked gasps]
Marge: Ned! We meant well, and everyone here tried their best.
Ned: Well my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh,
your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because
you have gooooooooood intentions!
Bart: Hey! Back off, man!
Ned: Ooh okay, duuuuude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, maaaan!
Here's a catch-phrase you better learn for your adult years:
"Hey, Buddy, got a quarter?"
[everyone gasps]
Bart: I am shocked and appalled.
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.
Ned: Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa
Simpson! Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!
[Wiggum laughs]
What do we have here? The long, flabby arm of the law! The
last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars!!
Krusty: [writing it down] Mallowmars, oh that's going in the act!
Ned: Oh, yeah. The clown, the only one of you buffoons who doesn't
make me laugh! [to Lenny] And as for you, I don't know you but
I'm sure you're a ****!
Lenny: Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?
Ned: [to Moe] You ****, hate-filled man!
Moe: Hey, hey, I may be **** and hate-filled, but I... um, what was
the third thing you said?
[everyone backs away as Ned marches after Homer lastly]
Ned: Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy.
Hank Hill from King of the HillPEGGY: I think it is time we see a fertility specialist.
HANK: He's just gonna poke and prod my **** nethers. No thank you
anything that was said on Martin
oh and on the Cosby show when they built Claire her new room and Rudy made some nasty cookies. Theo had called em disgusting but he kept on eating em. That was hilarious.
Since we are on Fresh Prince how about the time when Will was teaching Ashley how to fight or act deranged...."BACK UP. BACK UP. Just mind ya business. Juss mind ya business."
I might find some more. BRB.
I just thought of one. It's still not cartoon but I find humor in it. It's on Girlfriends when Toni keeps getting Mya's son Jabari's name wrong. One episode she was like "Tell your son Jujubee's, i mean jumani that I said hello." or sumthin like that. It's funnier in the moment.
DeepThought...i'm mad u broke out the darn script book for Family Guy and The Simpsons. Got the narrations and the whole 9
LeDbYFIRE wrote:
stuck in the basement sittin on a tricycle girl gettin on my nerves.....thought she was fine she blew my mind but I don't know her body hers....fresh prince when will and tisha campbell was in the basement durin that ****...
ACTUALLY...the words are "stuck in the basement, sittin on a tricycle, girl gettin on my nerves. Goin outta my mind, i thought she was fine...don't know if her body is hers". Sorry...just felt a big urge to correct that. That's my episode luv :grin: . "awwww...it's Teddy!...JAM!"
oh...and another **** line is the episode with Jasmine Guy when her & Will were baggin on each other and she said "U so ****, that ain't a fade on yo head...that's your hair runnin from from your face" :lol: Classic!
oh...and another **** line is the episode with Jasmine Guy when her & Will were baggin on each other and she said "U so ****, that ain't a fade on yo head...that's your hair runnin from from your face" :lol: Classic!
**** :lol: . That episode was mos def a classic.
Will was like: "Yo mama so dumb. She took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jiff"
Jasmine came at Will like: "You so ****, yo mama had to feed you wit a slingshot"
Will went back at her like: "Yo mama so dumb. When she went to the movies it said under 17 not admitted so she went back and got 16 of her friends"
Then Jasmine went at Will like: "You so ****, yo mama had to tie a pork chop around yo neck so the dog would play wit you"
And Will came back like: "Oh yeah? Well you sooooooo ****.... nah nah this a good one.... you soooo ****..... uh.... uh..... damn, baby you so fine" and starts tonguing her down.
