You've ever been called from downstairs, upstairs, the back of the house, or from the front of the house to fix her a glass of ice water, get her the remote control, or change the channel!!
ADD ONE U THINK OF AND I'LL KEEP ADDING WHEN I THINK OF MORE!!!!
You've ever had to pick your own switch off the tree and she sent you back b/c the switch you got was to small
You've ever been burnt on your ear with the HOT COMB
You've been told to "Shut Up or I'll give you something to cry about "
while she beats you with a belt-pronouncing every syllable --- "Didn't ---
I -- tell ---- you --- not--- to --- do --- that --- *!*!$? --- no --- more?
:lol: That was on point. All of that was SO VERY AND UNFORTUNATLEY TRUE. But just FYI you don't have to make a new post for every instance, just edit if you forgot something.
If ya mom cussed all the time then beat ya **** for sayin "damn"
If when you were lil u thought ya name was "Lil ****" cuz all u heard was "Bring ya **** over here lil ****", "Stop fukkin wit ****lil ****", "Oh u wanna act like a lil **** in school huh"
If ya mom ever beat u in front of your class
she drove u to the hair salon in her pjs.
if she gave u a certain look u knew u were in trouble
if she pronounced ya name differently then she did when u were born (I.e she wrote Jamar on da birf certificate but she been callin u Jamal for ya whole life)
Alcohol, peroxide, cocoa butter, and Vaseline were the main items in your bathroom cabinet.
You were never "on punishment" just got whippins str8 out of the bathroom shower
You've ever been pinched for going to sleep in church
She made you participate in every church activity (choir, Jr. Usher Board, Easter play, Christmas play, etc.)
if you were ever told, "i brought you into this world and i will take you out."
if you ever mixed drinks , act as entertainment or act as a server at one of your parents grown folks functions....for example, after the crowd has had a few, "Steph's been learning to play the saxophone and piano...STEPH!!! come play something for the company." or "Hey Steph, make aunt Cheryl a drink, about a fourth of that clear stuff and the rest of some juice"...so sad but true
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