Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here
in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over
the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and
although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidenta lly steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for
stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this **** man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and
along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another
extremely **** man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be
chained for all eternity to an **** man, is very, VERY careful where she
steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one
day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever
laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being
chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
