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Started by CrunkMonkey85
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Jun 2005
CrunkMonkey85
Atlanta, GA
June 28, 2005 | Fort Bragg, NC
In his Tuesday evening address, President Bush didn't say anything. Rather, he didn't say anything that critics didn't already expect him to say. Except that he had to "wrap up this speech right quick" so that he could catch the BET Awards. The President later declared via satellite phone that Fat Man Scoop would face prison charges if he didn't pay restitution to "all the colored folks of Amurkuh" (as well as BET lovin' Caucasians) for his retina burning display during Missy Elliot's performance. Dubya quipped, "I definitely know what my '****' moment is gonna be tomorrow on Russ Parr!" Then, he cringingly stated, "Clearly, our intelligence did not aquidately prepare us for that there jelly."
-- Telo Jackson, Crnkmnky Newswire
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:lol: :lol:
You're wildin' for real!!!
Seriously though, I only watched Bush's address for a few minutes but I was truly sickened. He didn't say anything that wasn't "typical" for him. Trying to justify wars with no real proof/substance. *Smh* Nonsense....
Did anyone actually watch the presidents speech last nite....lol. Everybody and they mama was tuned into the awards.
MiSs_OeS wrote:Did anyone actually watch the presidents speech last nite....lol. Everybody and they mama was tuned into the awards.
