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Dang! It Ain't Even Like That! Posted on 08-18-2007

datds07
Jonesboro, GA
WAssup EVerybody! It's been a minute, but Im back and tryna see who is THINKIN POSITIVE. So let's do this. This is how it works: Give a scenario (that looks bad) and the next person TRIES to come up with a positive outcome of why things looked the way they did. Let's keep this goin. Think hard ladies and gentlemen.... And yea, if you dont think the explanation wasn't good enough, let em know "it aint even like that" and tell us what REALLY went down. Or just tell what u think about the situation. ME FIRST!!! Let's see how we do!
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datds07 from Jonesboro, GA replied on 08-18-2007 10:59AM [Reply]

A woman is at the bank withdrawing all her money. She is married, but the man in the car with her is not her husband. All of her bags are packed and loaded. What is really goin on?
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CN1CE from Brooklyn, NY replied on 08-18-2007 04:06PM [Reply]

The man is really her day to day driver, doing his job, taking her to the airport. She's just going on a little vacation, probably to the Europe. She stopped at the bank for a little spending money. There's nothing wrong going on there. Scenario: Your girl's phone rings while she is in the bathroom. You pick up the phone and the voice on the other end is a guy. The guy says "Hey Delicious."
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deedeja from wilmington, DE replied on 08-19-2007 12:22PM [Reply]

it was a business date a man is coming in early from work and discovers a another man in his wife's closet
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Jamaican Shawty replied on 08-19-2007 02:24PM [Reply]
****^^^^^ HE walks and says honey im home she says honey im in the room ive cooked and ran ur bath water... But when he looked closely he realized the guy had a tool belt around his waist......Rufus says " What the......" Kathy says (in the r kelly like way) hunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy hes just fixing the clooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooseeeeeeeeeet DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR. Rufus says "Oh yeah the closet door finally we gettin this on the hinges so it can close properly now" Scenario: A hard working fiancee comes home from work pretty early and sees his no good brother's car in the driveway at his house and he walks in the door the first thing he smells is his wife's victoria secret body perfume mixed with his brothers candie cologne and he sees his brothers shoes, belt , and shoes and he heres his girl making noises like shes getting a good work out and heres something creeking constantly so he starts walking up the stairs to the bedroom....................
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deedeja from wilmington, DE replied on 08-20-2007 12:47AM [Reply]

Jamaican Shawty wrote:
****^^^^^ HE walks and says honey im home she says honey im in the room ive cooked and ran ur bath water... But when he looked closely he realized the guy had a tool belt around his waist......Rufus says " What the......" Kathy says (in the r kelly like way) hunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy hes just fixing the clooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooseeeeeeeeeet DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR. Rufus says "Oh yeah the closet door finally we gettin this on the hinges so it can close properly now" Scenario: A hard working fiancee comes home from work pretty early and sees his no good brother's car in the driveway at his house and he walks in the door the first thing he smells is his wife's victoria secret body perfume mixed with his brothers candie cologne and he sees his brothers shoes, belt , and shoes and he heres his girl making noises like shes getting a good work out and heres something creeking constantly so he starts walking up the stairs to the bedroom....................
lol u know i was listenin to r.kelly
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TSUblueTiger replied on 08-20-2007 07:26AM [Reply]
and opens the door to see his brother and girl lifting weights... Scenario: A student at a local university did not pay their tuition for the fall semester. They are worried that it will not get paid and they will be dropped from their classes. More importantly, 1 day before school starts they receive a letter from the university. When they open the letter….it reads Dear:
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deedeja from wilmington, DE replied on 08-21-2007 01:04AM [Reply]

he's practicing celibacy a girl has been working all summer to save for a car and she finally buys it the next days she gets ready to go to school in her car and its gone
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NeoSoulBrotha from Rosedale, MD replied on 08-24-2007 05:55AM [Reply]

but Xzibit is standing there instead... who leads her over to her new ride with custom rims and paint, and a 20" monitor in the trunk. An attractive young woman decides to test her fiancee's fidelity by hiring a private investigator. Later that week, she gets a call late at night from the PI... I have some news for you...
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smc112 from Laguana Hills, CA replied on 08-24-2007 12:25PM [Reply]
The news is that your insecurities have gotten you really paranoid. Your fiancee' has hired a wedding planner to start working on your dream wedding. Scenario: A mother gets a voice mail message from Planned Parenthood stating that they have important information about her daughter and it is urgent and she needs to call ASAP concerning....
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