Well, im watching the news and I found out Ronald Regan just died :? Wow...That's messed up...
But, i know at funerals it always seems like a competition to see who can scream/cry the loudest... It's not funny at the actual Funeral but when you think back, THAT SH*T WAS HILARIOUS!!
Now my question is, what's the craziest thing someone's done at a funeral that YOU'VE gone to???
Couple years ago, my aunt-in-law died and during the end of the mass, the priest was saying his final blessing...my aunt starts screaming and her yells were echoing throughout the whole church...that was like the "ok" for everyone else to start ballin...but that's not the end...her niece JUMPED on the coffin ...since she wasnt going to be buried, the church was where everyone said their final goodbyes or whateva....so i guess she figured, i better do it now. :?
the priest couldnt continue (****) as hard as he tried :lol:
...it was crazy...but funny as hell
my uncle stood in front of his brothers coffin and said if anybody tried to take his coffin to the grave yard he was gonna beat they ****!! that was my que to get to the back of the church and see what happened. it took seven deacons to hold him down so that they could continue with the ceremony. that crazy **** gave two deacons black eyes and ripped the sleeves off another deacons suit. he was wild for the night. my facial expression was just saying to everyone oh my goodness.
but he still attends the church adn he has been forgiven by the deacons, but the preachers wife let him know that he made an **** out of himself and if he ever did it again she would be th one to show him some ettiquette. this statement also had me looking like
but hey things happen.
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When my freind's grandfather died she was upset. But not as upset as her aunt. So the whole service the aunt was wailing. And I'm not talking about a wail here and a wail there. No it sounded like one continious wail. From start to finish all you can hear is her aunt "laaaaaaaaaaaawd why...laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd why tell me why laaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd." For an hour straight. So I'm consoling my freind but I'm smart enough to look up at her grandmother giving the aunt the evil eye, like shut the fucc UP!.
So we get to the burial site and they sit the immediate family. The grandmother decided to let her daughter (the aunt) sit right in front and she sat close by. By the time the aunt had quieted down. But as soon as they hooked up the casket to be lowered into the hole, here the aunt go wailing agian "laaaaaaaaaaaawd why...tell me whyy laaaaaaaaaaaawd..jesssuss" The grandmother couldn't take it anymore, took her hand back to last christmas and smack the ****outta the back of the aunt's head. The aunt didn't say anything just looked down and sobbed quietly.
I thought I was going to fall over and die myself from trying to hold in my laughter. and when I looked around everybody had their head turned away so no one would see them laughing.
When my freind's grandfather died she was upset. But not as upset as her aunt. So the whole service the aunt was wailing. And I'm not talking about a wail here and a wail there. No it sounded like one continious wail. From start to finish all you can hear is her aunt "laaaaaaaaaaaawd why...laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd why tell me why laaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd." For an hour straight. So I'm consoling my freind but I'm smart enough to look up at her grandmother giving the aunt the evil eye, like shut the fucc UP!.
So we get to the burial site and they sit the immediate family. The grandmother decided to let her daughter (the aunt) sit right in front and she sat close by. By the time the aunt had quieted down. But as soon as they hooked up the casket to be lowered into the hole, here the aunt go wailing agian "laaaaaaaaaaaawd why...tell me whyy laaaaaaaaaaaawd..jesssuss" The grandmother couldn't take it anymore, took her hand back to last christmas and smack the ****outta the back of the aunt's head. The aunt didn't say anything just looked down and sobbed quietly.
I thought I was going to fall over and die myself from trying to hold in my laughter. and when I looked around everybody had their head turned away so no one would see them laughing.
****...hell nah...that sound like somethin Madea would do
We were at my great granny burial and my "suppose 2 be" great aunt ( errybody in the south family) started yellin' oh lawdddd jezuzzzz I see the light, u done took mommy now take me with u... so my granny yelled out of nowhere oh shut dat ****up b4 I push u done there ...I was done, my momz made me go sit in the limo cuz I couldn't stop laughin' and the poor Rev was tryin' 2 get a prayer in...
...since she wasnt going to be buried, the church was where everyone said their final goodbyes or whateva....so i guess she figured, i better do it now. :?
the priest couldnt continue (****) as hard as he tried :lol:
...it was crazy...but funny as hell 
