I was readin the craziest things on the yard post. and i started thinkin about the craziest things i saw on metro. And wanted to know what you guys saw on public transportation.
My story is kinda long but here it is
I was on the bus one night with my homie headin for a dance. and out side we hear someone yellin "fu*k seattle" "im from fu*kin cleavland ohio" and all this trash. so im on here thinkin it was some cluck talkin out his ****. so the bus stops and lets the white dude with a suit and his hair all slicked back. he looks around the bus and starts yellin the same stufff he did outside. so the bus driver gets on the phone and tries to call the police, the white dude then starts wrestlin with the driver over the phone, and punches him in the face. the bus driver drops the phone and looks straight ahead like nothin happend. so the white boy walks toward the back of the bus and this old white dude gets up and says you cant do that, and immediately he gets socked in the face and he sits down. and while all of this is happenin im the only one the bus laughin my ****. and the white boy gets off the bus and runs down the street.
I was riding that good ol GRTC (richmond's shiznit) and this dude who looked like he escaped from somewhere.....started doin pull ups on the bars.....and then he sits down and says "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" real loud to this kid who was sittin next to him.....scared the poor child and he started crying-i was rollin but concerned....
^^^****
I forget about all the crazy stuff i see on the MARTA because for some reason, crazy things are pretty routine on there so i think nothing of it. One story I can think of is when this dude was all hugged up with this girl on the train who we all thought was his girlfriend. Mad lovey dovey type. This chick gets on the train see's this dude on this girl and BLAM!! we got Jerry Springer the Marta Edition going on right before our eyes She starts hittin him, cussin and he just takin it like a lil punk. It was so hilarious and I almost didn't want to gte of my stop because I wanted to see what happened. I laughed so hard that night... :lol:
Another one......riding that VCU Campus Connector and how bout the bus driver pulls that big @ss bus over.....runs out and says i have to use the bathroom ....and i mean runs-like that nygga was in 4 X 1--LOL me and my friends was too through!
ahh good ol' chocolate city public transportation :wink:
:arrow: **** students throwing up on the metro
:arrow: Crack heads talking to themselves
:arrow: Old Dude use to push this shopping cart around the metro station in my old neighboorhood talking about "look this my caddilac!"
:arrow: The metro train doors close on this white dude and his face turns pitch red and he starts cursing at the doors and kicking them and what not.
:arrow: lol my favorite driver. this dude on the metro really loved his job too much cause he would announce the stops like it was saturday night live. Half the time he would forget where he was going ..."Next stop Geooogia Ave--no wait um... U-street CARDOZZZZZAAA" 8)
in december in DC an asian man goes from train to train singin xmas songs. he sings one on each of the lines, i think. i only seen him on the red and orange tho.
i seen people tryna catch the train. this one character threw his breifcase, i guess to hold the doors open? :roll: and it slipped in and the train pulled off.
cant think of much else at the moment
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