Aight tonight i went out to eat wit some friends at Rockola's. And there was a tv and it was turned to the Luberjack Channel (i guess that is what u call it). And they were just running across these logs that are suspended in water. It is a race to the end of the pool and if u fall u are d-q'd. any i was think....
what if u were a lumberjack and u were working and all of a sudden there was the big A$$ Black Grizzle Bear right in yo face. so u start running and u come to this lake that had logs going across it.
A) would u try to make it across knowing that bears can swim if u fall
B) u to scared to run across the water because u can't swim and u know u are going to drown so u stop and just let the bear have u for dinner
C) drop and play **** and recite the lord's prayer with crying
D) just jump in the water and drown trying to get across
E) just scream like a bytch and run around till the bear or u gets tired
If it was me i would have to choose the combination of B, C, and E.
Because i know i can't swin so i am not going to try and make it running across some logs that me be some damn alligators. (reference to Placid Lake)
Aight tonight i went out to eat wit some friends at Rockola's. And there was a tv and it was turned to the Luberjack Channel (i guess that is what u call it). And they were just running across these logs that are suspended in water. It is a race to the end of the pool and if u fall u are d-q'd. any i was think....
what if u were a lumberjack and u were working and all of a sudden there was the big A$$ Black Grizzle Bear right in yo face. so u start running and u come to this lake that had logs going across it.
A) would u try to make it across knowing that bears can swim if u fall
B) u to scared to run across the water because u can't swim and u know u are going to drown so u stop and just let the bear have u for dinner
C) drop and play **** and recite the lord's prayer with crying
D) just jump in the water and drown trying to get across
E) just scream like a bytch and run around till the bear or u gets tired
If it was me i would have to choose the combination of B, C, and E.
Because i know i can't swin so i am not going to try and make it running across some logs that me be some damn alligators. (reference to Placid Lake)
lol..Ill try A, if A dont work Ill try C..if C dont work Ill try E...if E dont work I know my momma and daddy will be livin the life off my insurance money.
Did you say run around till the BEAR gets tired? HELL YEAH! I'm scream like a bytch and run...****that's all I can do...he gonna get me any other way. I'm putting up a flight...you know fight or flight..
I would either do C or E...
This is a very UNLIKELY hypothetical question... lol.. a tru NI99A would NOT be in such a predictament...but if we wanted to **** it like people back in the day, I'd choose choice F:
F. Spear that bytch for chasing you, and feast on its remains for dinner...