Aiight...first, state your age, when you had your first few sips of joy juice, and a good drankin' story or 2.
I'm 20 (until October), and my first taste was on October 7th, 1999 on my 15th birthday. I had 2 beers, and was feeling REAL good. Since then, I've mastered the art of drinking on the job, working 12 hours with a hangover, drinking and driving, talking to cops while ****, keeping myself stable while **** around my parents....you name it, and I've prolly done it up.
One nite around 2003, I went to my cousins house party in Decatur alabama (about 20-25 minutes from my house). I had 5 beers, 2 cups of some white boy stuff, some Goldslager (that's some good stuff), AND I hit the blunt a few times. I left the party around 2am after the old lady called wanting me to come thru her crib....i was feeling riiiiight that nite. My cousin was in worse shape than I was. We hit 90mph on the freeway, my stereo was blasting "Damn" by Youngbloodz, and I was driving with my head outta the window 4 half of the ride. I was "official" that nite.
What really surprises me is how I can drink around (some of) my folks. When I snuck my first beers at age 15, I wouldn't have EVER thought that my older fam could stomach watching drown drinks like the day before prohibition.
Funny thing is, I hadn't had a sip in about a month, and hadn't been "Officially in High Definition" since new years eve. I'll tell that story in a lil' bit.
Imma tell a recent story but its kinda long so imma sum it up.
Bout 2 weeks ago was our SIAC championships and we was chillin wit Lane's track team at their hotel. It was us 4 girls wit bout 10 other ****. We was taking shots of gin, smirnoff vodka, bacardi, etc. Talking bout fukked up. We was throwing up while falling off of beds, pissing in clothes, smoking, one of us ended up getting fukked (that sounds so bad), one of us ended up getting head (not as bad). It was CRAZY!!!! We were throwing up collard greens and beans that we just ate everywhere. One n!gga off da team shot a gun in da toilet and busted a water pipe. The water went all the way thru the second floor and went to da first floor near the front desk. The 2nd floor was flooded in the hallways and 3 rooms were flooded like someone busted a waterbed. The police came and they had to get us out of there but everyone was pissy ****. I just knew we were going to jail. We had to drive home ****, throwing up out the window. I saw one boy trying to bury a gun in da back and sh!t. It was outrageous. I'll never do anything like that again. It took me forever to eat some soul food and drink some liqour again.
i drank alot on christmas eve 2002...talked to a really hot chick that i was afraid of...life of party...but i didn't feel ****...and from all i ****, i should have been wasted... :???: 8-) (nessa)
i drank alot on christmas eve 2002...talked to a really hot chick that i was afraid of...life of party...but i didn't feel ****...and from all i ****, i should have been wasted... :???: 8-) (nessa)
That was me on New Years '04 (new years before last)
Ok..Feb 15 2005...
I was about to go to the BIGGEST party of the year...
So i decided i wanted to drink BEFORE i went out...So like a day or 2 before I had seen 99apples on Brandon's xanya page...
So I went to the liquor store and bought it...came back and started drinking it...mixing it with some cranberry juice...
I guess I forgot that I didnt eat anything...so i was like ok fucck it im gonna eat crackers WHILE I drink...
Next thing I know I'm wandering down the hall and see all my friends..and I just fell out...they carried me back down to my room and layed me on the floor...
Lets just say I sang every song I knew and danced to every song I heard on the radio....
15 minutes later....
The room starts spinning and im puking in the damn garbage can while everybody is yelling at me...
Ahhh the FIRST and ONLY time I've been ****... damn 99APPLES on a empty stomach is a bytch
I'm older than everybody in here...I ain't telling my age no more. LOL
It was homecoming weekend and my cousin was on campus visiting. We were broke college students so we bought cheap liquor...Mad Dog 20/20 and played drinking games with some of my friends.
When we finally crawled back to the room, I decided to sleep on the floor cus I was so ****, and let my cousin have my bed. I keep thinking I was falling off the floor so I had to lay real still in one spot so I didn't fall off the floor.
The next morning which was less than 3 hours later I had to be in the homecoming parade as 1st runner up to Miss A Phi A. I don't remember getting dressed (my cousin says she dressed me), I don't remember arriving at the parade. All I remember is trying desperately not to fall off the hood of that BMW, waving at screaming people, and feeling like my head was going to explode any second.
LOL
