HBCU BAR

1122 replies · 406267 views · Started by lostsquishy · Mar 2004
COME ON IN TO TALK, MINGLE, FLIRT, DANCE, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, GET YO DRINK ON!!!! SQUISHY THE BARTENDER IS MIXIN THA DRINKS, WATCHU NEED!!!!
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· Jun 2004
#991 Reply
Ultra Squish wrote:
daboom504 wrote:
Ultra Squish wrote:
*Takes over bartending duties....* Whatta ya have?
I'll have a black russian
*slides it down* did you know that in Russia and other Slavic countries they pinch black people for good luck? It's cause they dnt see a lot of us...
^^ i been done slapped da **** out of some slavics. but thanx for da hook-up on da drank whit.
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Wisdom_Tree · Jun 2004
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*pulls his car into the ER Lane and stops it, getting out* *opens the door and carries her to a stretcher* MEDIC!! *people run out, take her in and runs alongside* Nurse: What happened? Tres: Looks like a gunshot wound - doesnt seem to have hit any bones and just barely missed the organs. It probably damaged some muscle tissue at the most...I took out the bullet Nurse: With what? Tres: Does it matter?! She'll need stitches and a transfusion, STAT. Nurse: Well jeez boy, are you a nurse?? Tres: Mom is. Just go!! *sits outside, looking down at the ground* *Doctor comes out* Tell me the news Doc. Doc: Well, Its a boy. Tres: o_o....*looks around, sees a man outside shaking and smoking* You must want him. Doc: Oh, right *walks over, talks while another Doctor comes out* Tres: Good Doc, tell me she'll be alright Doc: Im sorry but...we've found **** in her blood. Tres: O_O.....*looks around, sees another shaky man* No No, you want to talk to him. *points, sighing some and sees a woman Doctor come out* Tres: Okay, theres a black girl in there and Doc: I know I know. Shes doing great. Blood and everything checks out, we did a good stitch job. She'll be conscious in a few hours. Tres: Good...*lays out on the chair, waiting*
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The Big Girl Sweetz · Jun 2004
#993 Reply
*resting in hospital bed*
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lostsquishy · Jun 2004
#994 Reply
Rod, there is no smoking of illegal substances in my bar!! *Confiscates blunt and heads out side......* You can join me out back if you want...oohh this is some of the OOOOOOOWHEEEEEEEEEE :arrow:
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· Jun 2004
#995 Reply
HEY!!! Squish... Puff Puff PAAASSS!!!! Don't be stingy nugga!!!
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lostsquishy · Jun 2004
#996 Reply
Did you put innn on this maannnnn....*passes blunt*
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· Jun 2004
#997 Reply
Ultra Squish wrote:
Did you put innn on this maannnnn....*passes blunt*
YEAH!!! I did... *TaKes 3 Hits...Smiles...Passes BacK*
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ClassyWisdom08 · Jun 2004
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*public service announcment* NO SMOKING ON THE PREMISES BUT YOU CAN PASS THE COKE
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lostsquishy · Jun 2004
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I'm sorry aka but I dnt fugg with the white girl.... And I own these premises...there's just no smoking in the bar... I don't wanna lose my ebar liscence...
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jadekiss · Jun 2004
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:::Streaks through the bar::: I'm here bioteeechhhhhhes!!! ::high pitch hyeena laugh:: hahahahahahahaha!!! hmm...I need....clothes.
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