Y'all.. I think I dun drank too much!!
I swear I've seen this page b4.. umm... matrix? like wasn't squish gonna renounce her bartendering tenure like 3 days ago.. uhh..
::vision blurry::
Om... get me a tall glass of milk....
::MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!::
*comes in, wiping the counter down from the night before*
*sees people sitting at the bar, waiting* I swear Imma get the locks changed on this place....
*fills up the taps with beer, getting a chocolate milk from the fridge and chugging while I fulfill my duties*
*humming Take Me Out, mopping up a girls throwup* yaaadatadat daaadat....*throws the wet mop out the back into the woods*
*sits on his stool, pulls out a cookie and turns on the radio* *playing Ooh Na Na by Lil John*
Tres lemme get a cold Heineken.
Man will i ever find a wifey?
Wifey is everywhere, just hold ya horses bruh *slides to a cold one* There will come a point in time in your life where youll have to be choosy though cuz you cant wife up everybody.
*gives HU her milk, chuckling some*
I hope youre ready fah one/
Hope its just milk and not ****/
Im jokin, its all in fun/
Please come Drink.
*gives red Her Hyp n Henn, smiling* Welcome to Squishys Bar of Fantabulous people where Fantabulous is a noun as well as an adjective. 8)
:::walks over to the bar::: give me....whatever you have...that's like 100 proof.... I missed my final exam....I need alcohol. :cry:
O_o sounds like you need more than alcohol but alright...
*fixes up a Koolerclear with strawberries dropped in it and some hidden rum recipe* *pours it over in a glass and kisses the cold glass, sliding it to her* Its so pretty...
LoL, Clarinet you okay over there? Vodka to Gin to a F*ck me in the Sand is pretty much a leg opener but...*lines them up for you* Knock yaself out.
