HBCU BAR

COME ON IN TO TALK, MINGLE, FLIRT, DANCE, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, GET YO DRINK ON!!!! SQUISHY THE BARTENDER IS MIXIN THA DRINKS, WATCHU NEED!!!!

Y'all.. I think I dun drank too much!! I swear I've seen this page b4.. umm... matrix? like wasn't squish gonna renounce her bartendering tenure like 3 days ago.. uhh.. ::vision blurry:: Om... get me a tall glass of milk.... ::MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!::

*comes in, wiping the counter down from the night before* *sees people sitting at the bar, waiting* I swear Imma get the locks changed on this place.... *fills up the taps with beer, getting a chocolate milk from the fridge and chugging while I fulfill my duties* *humming Take Me Out, mopping up a girls throwup* yaaadatadat daaadat....*throws the wet mop out the back into the woods* *sits on his stool, pulls out a cookie and turns on the radio* *playing Ooh Na Na by Lil John*

Tres lemme get a cold Heineken. Man will i ever find a wifey?

*Newbie in the bar* Let me get a Hulk on the rocks.

ohh na na na na I'm so thirsty and I just want some cold milk -::taps floor waiting patiently::-