i saw this on a site i was reading...so i made up my own
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your man
Worse: You're with his brother.
can yall think of any others?
Good: You are in class daydreaming.
Bad: You daydream about Beyonce.
Worse: Your teacher asks you to stand up in front of the whole class and you have an ****.