Right Now I'm The Champ
The last poster at the end of every tenth page will be the New Champ for the next ten pages.
I bet YOU won't get the Crown though.
Thank you all for the congrats. So, now that I am QUEEEEEEN, it's about time I passed a few royal decrees. There will be more as I continue to hold reign.
Royal decree number one:SuperFly, you are now my royal footrest and my lord-in-waiting. It's either this or you join the Democratic Party and admit that you were a giant doo-doo head for not doing so in the first place.
Royal decree number two:Everything is to be in varying shades of blue, green, and purple.
Royal decree number three:Can someone please get me a vegetarian cook?! I mean, some of these main courses are just heart disease on a silver platter...
Okay, that's all, back to what you were doing.
See, there's no PLEASING you people. It's not even like they're too much to ask for. Gosh. All I ask for is SuperFly to be my lord-in-waiting, a vegetarian cook, and my castle decor to be a little bit more to MY taste...sheesh. You know what...
Royal decree number four:All dissenters of Queen Pie's royal decrees shall be either thrown to the lions or be beheaded. They get to choose their own execution. Yeah, not so funny now, huh? Royal decree number five:For all those who agree with the royal decrees, may have a royal banquet in their name and get their own holiday any day out of the year. That will be all.
See, there's no PLEASING you people. It's not even like they're too much to ask for. Gosh. All I ask for is SuperFly to be my lord-in-waiting, a vegetarian cook, and my castle decor to be a little bit more to MY taste...sheesh. You know what...
Royal decree number four:All dissenters of Queen Pie's royal decrees shall be either thrown to the lions or be beheaded. They get to choose their own execution. Yeah, not so funny now, huh? Royal decree number five:For all those who agree with the royal decrees, may have a royal banquet in their name and get their own holiday any day out of the year. That will be all.
Count me in! I would like my holiday to take place on my B-day
Sure, why not? When is your birthday? Oh, but in response to this you have to make it royal decree:
Under Her Majesty, Queen Pie, [your date of birth] shall be known as [your name here] Day.
Oh, but in response to this you have to make it royal decree:
Under Her Majesty, Queen Pie, [your date of birth] shall be known as [your name here] Day.
