Yes or No...

I'll ask a question, and ya'll answer it with either yes or no...and follow up with another question. Do you think you'll be ready for the workforce after college?

Yea why not, we spend millions on everything else... Does black really match with everything...

Nah...Straight black and Straight brown don't go! You'll be lookin like a PB cookie Twix! Should one-hit wonders be considered "famous" because they had one good song?

Um, no. Thus, one-hit wonder... I mean, that song has to be so **** good for them to get some serious love...and all that does is leave me to ask why all they had was one hit in the first place... Is there a reason for braille pads on drive through ATMS? (No, I'm serious)

Yes, it saves money on production costs....plus you never know when someone might walk up to it and may be blind. Could you trust a blind person who says "That's not a 5 dollar bill, that's a single! Gimme my money!"?

Yes! Are you afraid of the dark?

No Is tapping somebody's foot in the next stall funny to you?

Yes...seems like breakdancing Should Governor Spitzer resign ?

No, he should organize a branch in our federal bueracracy and Govern it as the Secretary of Skeet.... Would you get on a morning flight on 9.11.2011?

No! Are you going to see Meet the Browns by Tyler Perry?