I'll ask a question, and ya'll answer it with either yes or no...and follow up with another question.
Do you think you'll be ready for the workforce after college?
Kids get it good, being taken care of and such, but I like growth. Hell, I already look like a flippin' 14 y/o! And I'm short...gosh, that's awful close to being an everlasting kid than I'd like. Didja ever wish you had superpowers?
Wish? I do have superpowers!
Are you afraid of natural disasters?
Superpowers? You? Riiiiiight.
Well, at this point, with rising global temperatures, yeah I am. Very disturbing.
Have you ever wondered what would happen to American democracy in the next ten-twenty years?
Yeah. But would it really make that much of a difference?
Should marijuana be legalized?
*yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes...*clears throat* it should be considered.*
When you say have I ever smoked marijuana...nah, I'm just playin', I ain't never had a hit of de ganja.
But if cigarettes are legal, and they **** thousands upon thousands of Americans each year, even those who don't smoke it, then why can't they legalize marijuana? Anyhoo, do you think you'll ever find your soulmate?
Are you afraid of natural disasters?
Well, at this point, with rising global temperatures, yeah I am. Very disturbing.
Do you think you'll make a major impact on the world? 
