Let's Make A Story v2.0

The last story(http://forums.hbcuconnect.com/tha-yard/4263-fukk-sentence-lets-make-story.html) lasted 54 pages, let's start another. The only rule is to add only 3 words to the story. I'll begin... In the back

dating men because

She is just too

too busy. BUT

she want to change so she seeks

someone hasn't read the sole rule of this thread... the help of

Dumbeldorf, king of

burgers and fries!

He told her

to gather a

handful of onions