Let's Make A Story v2.0

The last story(http://forums.hbcuconnect.com/tha-yard/4263-fukk-sentence-lets-make-story.html) lasted 54 pages, let's start another. The only rule is to add only 3 words to the story. I'll begin... In the back

and chop them

Because they will

...go bad if

it's not done

with TLC! Afterwards,

he told her

"I am crazy"

:o and she admitted

To Jackin Off.....

at the mouth