Right Now I'm The Champ
The last poster at the end of every tenth page will be the New Champ for the next ten pages.
I bet YOU won't get the Crown though.
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a **** of money out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?"
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a **** of money out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?"
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
"Happy Birthday."
This song can be sung with anyone's name in it.
I said thanks!
What else you want...my crown? 
...NOPE! lol 
~Ba dump bump CHING!~
A burger walks into a bar, the bartender says "We don't serve food here."
