Yo mama so fat she use I-85 for a slip n slide
Yo mama so black you put a red dot on her head she look like a beeper
(Classic)
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a **** popped outta George Washington nose.
Yo mama so old, Jesus signed her yearbook
This is fun (this all I use to do back in the day)
Yo mama so dumb it took her a hour to cook minute rice
Yo mama so poor I seen her on a skateboard and I was like what u doin, she said takin a ride in the family car.
Yo momma so dumb she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order
THROWBACK:
Yo momma so dumb, she asked me what kind of jeans I had on ...I said "Guess" ...she said "uh..Levis?"
