You've been to a ghetto wedding if:
1. Your invitation arrives 4 days before the wedding.
2. The programs weren't there yet. When they got there, you had to beg the hostess to give you one.
3. The usher didn't know which side of the church was the Bride's or the Groom's.
4. The wedding started an hour after the time on the invitation.
5. There were visible safety pins in the bridesmaid's dresses.
6. The groomsman had his tux leg rolled up.
7. You smelled marijuana as the wedding party went down the aisle.
8. The bridesmaid answered a cellular phone during the ceremony.
9. One of the members of the party had on sunglasses.
10. The preacher's beeper goes off.
11. The vocalist didn't know the words to the songs.
12. The happy couple already have kids, and most of them were in the wedding.
13. The Bride's hair had grown 14 inches in a week.
14. There were more than 40 people in the wedding party.
15. The mother of the Groom had her shoes off during the ceremony.
16. The groom's ex was found hiding under a pew right before the preacher asked for "objections".
17. You noticed the price tags hanging under the arms of several of the bridesmaid's gowns (they plan on taking back the dresses if they don't get spots on them)
18. Music by Luke, Diana Ross, Ludacris, and Lionel Richie was played at the reception.
19. The champagne toast was Asti Spumanti.
20. The strippers from the **** were in the audience.
21. The couple's first dance was to a song by "Puff Daddy" or "Lil' Kim".
22. The LECTRICK SLIDE (electric slide) was played at least five times.
23. The wedding cake was from Sam's Club.
24. The lady serving the punch advised you to keep your cup.
25. Tuna fish and pimento cheese sandwiches were rationed.
26. You saw groomsmen making trips to 7-11 and KFC to restock the buffet.
27. At least one fight broke out (usually the bridesmaids fighting over the bouquet)
28. The best man made the toast and called the bride by the wrong name.
29. The DJ had an entourage of 8 or more people.
30. The photographer took 1,762,491 pictures (and none of them came out)
1. the wedding singer sang 'it's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday'and she was late and musty, the brides ring didn't fit so she had to put it on a samller finger, her uncle yelled speak up cause he couldn't hear
2. the bride served collard greens, peanuts and frape' (ice cream and ginger ale) at the reception, they left some after it was over and came back to get it, they were rinsing out the plastic cups to use again
3. the bride wore white and the couple's child (3yrs) was wheeled down the aisle on a 2-seater tricycle by his cousin because he wouldn't walk like a big boy, the bride had to hold him because he wouldn't stop crying, the wedding singers thought ed mc mahon and star search were in the house because they kept trying to outsing each other (the song, endless love) they woo-wooed for like 15 minutes until the minister gave them the eye, the grooms bruhs came in late and smelling like weed and they threw the sign when he kissed the bride, they also stood outside the reception drinking red dagger ot of a paper sack because they didn't want to disrespect their mamas
4. the bride's mother was late on purpose she wanted to make an entrance, her dress was too tight and the slip too high, she told the escort to walk real slow so everyone would see her, she waved at people going down the aisle (can you say trying to make up for not having a weeding of her own?) the bridesmaids all had tatoos and were mad at each other because one of them got too hype with the stripper the night before. apparently she loaned him out of the bachelorette and he got too crunk. the groom smashed cake in the brides face cause she had an attitude (it was not all in fun)
i could go but it's too painful. this is why i will send out a bulk e-mail stating,'i'z married now!'
People please take note and when you get married make sure none of the aforementioned occurs :lol:
I was gonna go to a ghetto wedding but they didn't get married. They talkin bout they was gonna have DSGB and Pastor Troy come and sang/rap for the wedding and sheit. I'm like WTF :!: You suppose to have someone sing a lil sweet romantic song for ya wedding. They talking bout why do that when we can get DSGB and Troy for da freesky
Okay my aunt is a Delta and was asked to be in her best freind's cousin's wedding (that was the start of the problem). The theme (yes the theme) of the wedding was Coleman love because the cousin is a Delta and her fiance was a Que. Okay. So the color sceme was red and purple (ugh) while the groomsmen wore cream under their tuxs with purple bowties and the bridesmade wore red (jesus) bridesmaid dresses with gold accesories and a gold tiara. IT WAS A MESS. I dont' know what they were thinking. So while coming down the isle the Deltas were doing their call and they each threw up their sign when the reached their spot in line. The ques procceded to STEP down the isle forgetting about escorting the bridesmaids (I actually felt sorry for those in the wedding party who were non-greek...they acted like they had some sense). Okay so the wedding went without a hitch from that point on. At the reception the Greeks partyhopped to their tables. At that point embarassment started to set it. Then the Deltas and the Ques did their tributes to the bride and groom. A Iota yells something from the back in the middle of the tributes and that almost turned into a fight.... Other than that it was a beautiful moment to be witnessed.
Oh yeah that wedding in front of white castle is the funniest damn ish I've seen in my life. Okay I'm done.
