I was readin the craziest things on the yard post. and i started thinkin about the craziest things i saw on metro. And wanted to know what you guys saw on public transportation.
Everytime I get on the MARTA somethin crazy happen...
But the funniest thing was this nig smokin a blunt on the train and everybody was just dying.....and the white people where like 'is he smokin a joint???'... :lol:
I was on the metro, and this dude pulls the cord to get off. so he walks up pulls out the money and act like hes goin to pay. but he jumps of the bus and startin skippin down the street. next thing i hear is the bus driver unhookin hes seatbelt and he chases the dude, trips him and commences in whoopin his ****. after hes down he gets on the bus and drives off.
I saw a homeless man **** on himself at the Marta Station....
Here at home on the bus when I was 14, I saw this **** get smacked at the bus stop by her ****...Then she ran after his **** down the street... Now that is game!!
First off...METRO has a stop right next to St. Elizabeth's Hospital (Mental Hospital)...I think its Congress Heights, so crazy people just be on the METRO like it ain't nothin.
:arrow: But yeah...I'm riding the Blue Line going to work last summer all of a sudden this crazy man with no shoes...but socks on gets on the train and starts doing the Temptations Greatest Hits (with accompanying dance movements)...after his show he states that he was a back ground dancer for the Temptations back in the day and proceeds to cuss out anyone who is staring at him.
:arrow: Once again on the Blue Line we riding back from Pentagon City and I made this comment about how I hate riding the Metro because it takes forever and said I ain't know how people could do it on a regular basis or something like that. I forgot what I said but this dude I guess got offended. So he dedicated this song to me called "Don't Go Into the City" ...he kept singing it and I was ignoring him. Then he was like you know who I'm talking to...and we just bust out laughing.
OK so im on the train goin to my aunt house. Tell me why some dude jumped on the tracks in front of the train and the train ran over him. It was the day before I left for school......
in december in DC an asian man goes from train to train singin xmas songs. he sings one on each of the lines, i think. i only seen him on the red and orange tho.
i seen people tryna catch the train. this one character threw his breifcase, i guess to hold the doors open? :roll: and it slipped in and the train pulled off.
cant think of much else at the moment
LOL i remember him!!! One of the craziest things ive seen on the Metro(DC)....Well i was on the Orange Line, out Minnisota Ave and Deanwood that area... DC Folks yall know about that area... Anyway, we stop at Minnisota Ave, and this guy comes on the train with his nose like ripped open, blood was EVERYWHERE, on the poles, the seat, all on him... evidently he had been in a bad fight, but he was acting as if it didnt phase him at all.....he ended up going to sleep on the train....
YO I WAS ON THE METRO GOING FROM HOWARD TO THE PAYDAY ADVANCE PLACE ON GEORGIA AVE.(DONT ACT LIKE YALL HOWARD PPL DONT KNOW) AND THIS **** DUDE GETS ON THE BUS AND STARTS STR8 ROASTING THE BUS DRIVER. SHE SAID SOMETHING TO HIM AND THAT ISH GOT HIM GOING OFF...HE WAS LIKE "I WASNT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING BUT NOW I GOT TO PULL THE COVERS OFF YOUR ****"....THAT AINT YOUR HAIR BITC*, GIVE THAT BACK TO MARY-KATE CUZ YOUR ISH AINT THAT SILKY.... THEY BATTLED FROM THE TIME HE GOT ON TILL I GOT OFF....I ALMOST MISSED MY STOP LAUGHING...OLD DUDE WAS CARRYING EVERYBODY WHO SAID SOMETHING...
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I saw a homeless man **** on himself at the Marta Station....
Here at home on the bus when I was 14, I saw this **** get smacked at the bus stop by her ****...Then she ran after his **** down the street... 
