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Yo Momma Jokes! Posted on 01-07-2008

ecepeda
Hialeah, FL
Somebody must think they are the best at ranking in here. Show me what you got ****!! I'll start. Yo momma so broke, she can't pay attention!
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TSUblueTiger replied on 01-08-2008 04:38PM [Reply]
Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!
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SuperFly replied on 01-08-2008 04:41PM [Reply]
Yo momma so black she can jump in the pool and make tea.
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smc112 from Laguana Hills, CA replied on 01-08-2008 07:28PM [Reply]
Yo mama so fat, when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up.
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C Nels replied on 01-09-2008 07:42AM [Reply]
Yo momma so nasty and dumb, she asked Santa why he keep callin her name out! Hoooo! Hoooo! Hoooo!
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TSUblueTiger replied on 01-09-2008 09:27AM [Reply]
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
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C Nels replied on 01-16-2008 03:15PM [Reply]
Yo momma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy! :o
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C Nels replied on 04-10-2008 02:17PM [Reply]
Yo momma so nasty, she leaks garbage truck juice!
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SuperFly replied on 04-10-2008 10:44PM [Reply]
Ya mom is so big and fat that she could get busy wit' twenty two burritos. When times are rough, I seen her in the back of Taco Bell n handcuffs...
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BisonBoy from norfolk, VA replied on 04-11-2008 07:08AM [Reply]

Yo mama so old she got an autographed bible... And she just posted a for sale ad on an ark with slight water damage...
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IKESTEReightSIX replied on 04-11-2008 12:02PM [Reply]
Yo mama so old, her social security number is a decimal.
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