the turn-on/turn-off point

MissNoDoubtAboutIt wrote:

*cracks fingers ::here we go:: Turn offs: 1) He needs more mirror space than I do. WTF? Be A MAN! 2) (refer to 1) He takes up more closet space than I do. 3) He wears a perm. 4) His hands are softer than mine. Do you do work in the yard?! 5) (refer to 3) He wears a perm with BRAIDS DOE. WTF IS THAT? 6) He INSULTS me for getting an education. N.I.G.G.A. DIE! 7) He is a scrub (as in he borrows off his mama and his friends, and it becomes a vicious circle) 8) (refer to 7) He tries to pacify you by telling you he's gonna get a job, knowing damn well he couldn't even point you in the direction of OneStop Unempoloyment Office or even show you what an application looks like. 9) He has lied about you about some BIG ****. Like he has kids and 3 ex-wives type crap. 10) Bad credit. No m'am, no sir. Not havin' that. 11) He has stank breath. Ewwwwwlll. & His teefeses are yellow. Double Ewwwwwlllll. 12) (refer to 11) He looks like he hasn't seen a dentist in 5years but is wearing Gucci and driving a **** 300... doe. 13) Other women are calling him, but yet, YOU'RE the only one. MMMhmmm. Yeah. I feel so special. And last but not least on turn offs... 14) He has Nuclear **** type cologne that sniffing coffee grind can't even get out your nostrils!!! Turn-Ons 1) He has a chiseled jaw of a god... 2) He is educated... AND successful. 3) He has no kids, but I can always compromise with his kids, they can't be half my age, though, lol. 4) He has good credit. 5) Great teeth. 6) He has his priorities in order. 7) He is ABOVE the height of 5'9"!! 8) He has a special connection that only you and him recognize. 9) He is up to date with what's going on the world. 10) He knows when to take over and be a MAN. 11) He remembers your name when he calls you for the 1st time. 12) If he has ever hidden anything from you, it's probably something good, like a surprise gift. 13) HE CAN COOK!!!!! 14) He knows how to fix simple things around the house. 15) He compromises. 16) It may not be a chiseled body, but the formations in his body are DEFINITELY there. Yessssssssss m'am. Last but not least of my turn-ons... 17) He is GRATEFUL and APPRECIATIVE of you, but so are you, and it's great to have that mutual feeling! =)