I was chillin...on the Beltway Saturday...on my way to a pool party...groovin to my music. So I see up ahead alot of brake lights. I'm thinking oh it must be the cops.... I go past and see a SOFA....chillin in the third lane.
Ight this is kinda a funny/sad story.....
A year ago me and my girl was driving 2 these dudes crib that stay around us...
So its DARK as hell outside..and im driving and my girl say some FUNNY **** shyt..so Im laughint hard as hell...
So i looked at her right quick..like it was like a DAMN glance yo..I turned back around and this big **** german shepard ran out in front of my car
And i HIT that bytch...like i rolled ovah it and all u hear is the dog moaning and shyt
So Im freaking out wit my girl screaming and im like OH ****OH ****OH SHYT..so my girl was like " BYTCH DRIVE"...so i accidently put the car in reverse and hit the dog again....
Then i sped off....
I get back 2 school and i tell my 6th period English class wha happend..and the girl in the back ask me wha street it happend on and the exact date..so i tol her..and she start crying and shyt....
Turns out the damn dog was hers
After that I hit 2 more dogs and a cat.... :roll: animals beware :cry:
****...
^^^When I read that I imagined the whole thing happening in slow motion.. like your friend was saying it all slow and deep, and then you turned your head in slow motion, and then BAM, the dog gets ran over, lol...
Poor girl, though. If y'all had been smoking weed, it would have made an excellent "AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS HARMLESS" commercial.
Poor girl, though. If y'all had been smoking weed, it would have made an excellent "AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS HARMLESS" commercial.
How'd u know????????
Nah...we wasnt high nor **** when this ****happend....But *thinks about saying it in slow motion* Yo thats some funny shyt..especially the " DRIVE BYTCH DRIVE BYTCH DRIVE" thing...
Ight this is kinda a funny/sad story.....
A year ago me and my girl was driving 2 these dudes crib that stay around us...
So its DARK as hell outside..and im driving and my girl say some FUNNY **** shyt..so Im laughint hard as hell...
So i looked at her right quick..like it was like a DAMN glance yo..I turned back around and this big **** german shepard ran out in front of my car
And i HIT that bytch...like i rolled ovah it and all u hear is the dog moaning and shyt
So Im freaking out wit my girl screaming and im like OH ****OH ****OH SHYT..so my girl was like " BYTCH DRIVE"...so i accidently put the car in reverse and hit the dog again....
Then i sped off....
I get back 2 school and i tell my 6th period English class wha happend..and the girl in the back ask me wha street it happend on and the exact date..so i tol her..and she start crying and shyt....
Turns out the damn dog was hers
After that I hit 2 more dogs and a cat.... :roll: animals beware :cry:
Rowdy Roddy Pipe wrote:
Man one time me an my boys was at boy Joey house out in the real suburbs of MD. Joey this lil white dude who act black as hell. So we were bored and it was night time so we decided to drive around wit 2 cartons on eggs n throw em at shyt. So we was on this lil **** road drivin wit the lights off throwin eggs and this car was drivin past us and we hit it wit some eggs. Next thing we know dude pulled a U-turn on that lil **** winding road and chased us. We were goin like 80 around curves n shyt. So we hit this tight **** curve next thing we know she hear SCREECH.....BAM!!! we look back Dude done ran into a fukkin tree. We were laughin like hell
Around 5 o' clock in the morning this past sunday I was coming back from a graduation party. I am coming down one of the main roads near my neighborhood and there is this young white guy buck **** **** laying on the median with his back against the pavement. You know we just graduated saturday morning so I still have my camera in the car so to top it off I stop the car and one of my brave friend's gets close enough to take a picture...and his **** was still knocked out. Man can't wait to get those pics developed so I can put that in my senior book :lol: .
I dont really got no big stories ( which is a good thing ) but a few weeks ago I was driving my moms car. I just needed to run out to the store and come back. My lil sister was in the car with me. Anyways, Im driving, and there was some nasty roadkill in the street. I didnt wanna run over it so I naturally went around it...And I sometimes drive fast without realizing it so, there was a lady at a stop sign and didnt realize it and hit the breaks kinda so I wouldnt hit her from the back. But I still gave her plenty of room. I wasnt all up on her bumper. So I am wating for her to pull off so I could pull off. Im looking in the rear view mirror and this old **** lady was flying behind me, and there was no where for me to go cause like I said b4 I was sitting at a stop sign behind someone else. So Im sitting there saying to myself " please dont hit me, please dont hit me. " The lady finally breaks, but when she did, she was literally thisclose to me...all up on my bumper. But other than that minor situation...I havent been through nothing else major while I have driven...now in a car with someone I have been in some bad accidents.
So it was a nice Sunday morning in Va. My homegirl asked me to ride with her to NC to see her granny. We left around 4am. So we are going down rt 58.... for yall that dont know, it goes through little towns and stuff. So we were just riding (there were 3 of us in the car) and we just happened to glance to the right.. and what do we see.. 2 pigs mating on the side of the road. The worse thing about it was the slaughtering plant was about a mile up the road. I couldnt believe that I saw it... we just sat in silence for about an hour... then my boy in the back seat was like... did yall see that??? It was the wierdest most randomist things I had ever seen.
Ight this is kinda a funny/sad story.....
A year ago me and my girl was driving 2 these dudes crib that stay around us...
So its DARK as hell outside..and im driving and my girl say some FUNNY **** shyt..so Im laughint hard as hell...
So i looked at her right quick..like it was like a DAMN glance yo..I turned back around and this big **** german shepard ran out in front of my car
And i HIT that bytch...like i rolled ovah it and all u hear is the dog moaning and shyt
So Im freaking out wit my girl screaming and im like OH ****OH ****OH SHYT..so my girl was like " BYTCH DRIVE"...so i accidently put the car in reverse and hit the dog again....
Then i sped off....
I get back 2 school and i tell my 6th period English class wha happend..and the girl in the back ask me wha street it happend on and the exact date..so i tol her..and she start crying and shyt....
Turns out the damn dog was hers
After that I hit 2 more dogs and a cat.... :roll: animals beware :cry:
I tell you what, I bout cried half way through this I was laughing so hard, I think it was the disclaimer "this is kinda sad/funny"...right there I knew I was gonna have to hold back laughter but damn...
well, two occasions come to mind...
one night... at my old house... when i had just gotten my license, i ws out to dinner or something andi was driving home. i live in a fairly urban rea, so usually u don't see any animals or n ething 'cept squirrels and deer. now there is this curve right behind my house the next block over and I'm flyin' tryin to hurry and get home cuz i gotta **** or something... i dunno. well outta no where this **** **** possum comes waltzing in the middle of the street. so i slow down and hit my horn trying to scare it or something. do you know that bytch just looked at me like it had an attitude. glared it's **** beady eyes, and layed down... so i rev my engine, like... im going to hit it... and it jumps up.... hisses at my car and lays back down... i couldnt easily go around because of the traffic so i had to wait on it... then finally go home... little do i know.. the garage is open and a frickin raccoon is in my garage and i was scraed cuz i heard them things get ****... so i called my dad and asked him to help me.... all the while... i gotta ****...
another story....
one nite... b4 i got my license... both of my parents went out of town... i was about 15 and my parents let me drive b4 with them in the car of course. well my aunt was staying with me, but she had to do something. i was going down this street waiting at the light so it could give me my green arrow tomake my left turn. well the arrow came and i was in the middle of turning when this bum **** rusty geo type thingy comes swerving around the corner... im like "oh shyt!"... so i stop... this "person" i oculdnt see it was dark...swerves around me, veers right, hits the curb, flies into the air and hits this corporate business sign type thingy at the entrance to this factory plant. im scared as hell... and i dont have a license or my permit at the time... so im like i cant stay... my parents r outta town and they r gonna lock me up... plus it want my fault... so i left. good no one was around... cuz i was hella paranoid that someone saw me and took the plate numbers down or something. it was a mess...
sorry about my stories lengths
There's been a couple times we thought it was a **** driver swerving ahead when in actuality it was a girl giving some dude head. One time we started honking our horn and giving the "thumbs up"...her head popped up quick... :lol:
