Okay I don't know if this has been done already but here goes:
:arrow: If she's reading a book while you're perfoming the act
:arrow: If she forgets your down there
:arrow: If she's painting her nails during the act
:arrow: If the TV is on and she's all into whatever is on
:arrow: If she's saying your name with little-no enthusiasm
:arrow: If she's on the phone during the act
:arrow: If your hitting it and she's obviously drier than a mug but she's still yelling anyway, yup, fakin it :wink:
:arrow: If she's talking A LOT, chances are she's faking;any female will tell you that when we're getting that good ish, there aren't any words: just moans, groans, and slurred speech
:arrow: ^^^The professional faker will have the moans and groans down to a tee :wink: Again, if she is dry down there while making all this noise, then nope. Ya aint hittin it right buddy :wink: and yup she's faking. Sorry.
:arrow: The cake taker: If she says "thank god" or "finally!" after you ****, you already know what it is
Ladies please feel free to add any I may have missed :wink:
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:arrow: If the TV is on and she's all into whatever is on
:arrow: ^^^The professional faker will have the moans and groans down to a tee :wink: Again, if she is dry down there while making all this noise, then nope. Ya aint hittin it right buddy :wink: and yup she's faking. Sorry.
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:arrow: If the TV is on and she's all into whatever is on
:arrow: ^^^The professional faker will have the moans and groans down to a tee :wink: Again, if she is dry down there while making all this noise, then nope. Ya aint hittin it right buddy :wink: and yup she's faking. Sorry.
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