I'm glad they invented the cellphone, because now I kan have monthly charges that are close to $100
I'm glad they invented the clock, because now I can wake up on time.
I'm glad they invented spinning rims, because now I don't have to worry as much about MY rims getting stolen since mine don't spin.
i'm glad they invented emoticons because now i don't have to type as much.
i'm especially glad they invented this emoticon because it just says so much.
i'm glad they invented Oust Air Sanitizer because i got some stanky **** brothers
I'm Glad they invented Sports Bras, bekause now all the little girls around the world can feel supported....regardless of size, color or race.
I'm glad they invented camera phones because now people are more willing to snap nude pictures of themselves and sending them out.
I'm glad the invented tongue rings, bekause now ladies can Bling-bling, while they're doing their Thing-thing!!
I'm glad they invented the TV and Kool Aid cuz no TV and Kool Aid makes Poody go CRAZY!!!
I'm glad they invented the computer so I can not be bored throughout the day
I'm glad they invented the Hot Comb cuz now boys can run their fingers through my hair.
I'm glad they invented lotion cuz ashiness is just wrong
Im glad they invented The Day After Pill cuz now a nig dont gotta worry bout if she really on ****
*smh* Im not even going to go there...Im sure someone else will :roll:
Im glad they invented cell phones...so a **** can never say " I couldnt get in touch with u" :roll:
I'm glad they invented cd players so I can listen to my cd's anywhere.
I'm glad they invented durags so I can hide my **** **** waves when I need a haircut.
im glad they invented the cell phone that way i dont have to worry about my momz listening on the other end.
im glad they invented the car so i can get up and go as i please.
im glad they invented the **** so i wont have to worry about catchin nothing or getting preggy. 8) :arrow:
i'm especially glad they invented this emoticon 
because it just says so much.
i'm glad they invented Oust Air Sanitizer because i got some stanky **** brothers
