Aight tonight i went out to eat wit some friends at Rockola's. And there was a tv and it was turned to the Luberjack Channel (i guess that is what u call it). And they were just running across these logs that are suspended in water. It is a race to the end of the pool and if u fall u are d-q'd. any i was think....
what if u were a lumberjack and u were working and all of a sudden there was the big A$$ Black Grizzle Bear right in yo face. so u start running and u come to this lake that had logs going across it.
A) would u try to make it across knowing that bears can swim if u fall
B) u to scared to run across the water because u can't swim and u know u are going to drown so u stop and just let the bear have u for dinner
C) drop and play **** and recite the lord's prayer with crying
D) just jump in the water and drown trying to get across
E) just scream like a bytch and run around till the bear or u gets tired
If it was me i would have to choose the combination of B, C, and E.
Because i know i can't swin so i am not going to try and make it running across some logs that me be some damn alligators. (reference to Placid Lake)
A) would u try to make it across knowing that bears can swim if u fall
B) u to scared to run across the water because u can't swim and u know u are going to drown so u stop and just let the bear have u for dinner
C) drop and play **** and recite the lord's prayer with crying
D) just jump in the water and drown trying to get across
E) just scream like a bytch and run around till the bear or u gets tired
lol...this is funny, but I would prolly do A first. If I end up falling off the log, I would do C, only it wouldnt be on land I would do the **** mans float in the water while crying and saying the Lord's prayer that the bear leaves me alone. And if that doesnt work and I still fell the bears presence around me I would do E and swim back to shore and run like hell !!!
I would either do C or E...
This is a very UNLIKELY hypothetical question... lol.. a tru NI99A would NOT be in such a predictament...but if we wanted to **** it like people back in the day, I'd choose choice F:
F. Spear that bytch for chasing you, and feast on its remains for dinner...
I'll just climb a tree...hell...I cant swim good...but i mean...what's the point of the logs? the bear can cross the logs too or just swim across and meet you...
I'll just climb a tree...hell...I cant swim good...but i mean...what's the point of the logs? the bear can cross the logs too or just swim across and meet you...
well u climb a tree u alright but some of use don't have that much agility (sp) for all that
either way the bear gone get dat A$$!!!!
I'll just climb a tree...hell...I cant swim good...but i mean...what's the point of the logs? the bear can cross the logs too or just swim across and meet you...
this is true i think thats what i'll do to answer yo ? B
to be honest that is the only way you are going to get out of the situation but think about it in ina dayum forest not in your hometown with trees with low limbs
not unless u mixed with a dayum cat u not getting up the tree to even reach the first limb think about a tall A$$ pine tree in the forest nothing but trunk
WHERE U GONNA GO THEN???
