mines would prolly say:
"Girl PLEASE, when will i get some more of that good lovin i had 2 months ago? cuz, im in need for some more of that.u been doing me wrong lately..real wrong.LOL
Mines would be like "HEY you are forgetting about my needs.....i used to get to see MR. D like every other day and he would show me to a GREAT time....but now...its like...he's **** or somethin-cuz i havent seen him....oh wait i saw him the otha day but he was actin kinda funny :? ....he needs to get his act together cuz i miss those real BANGIN times we had together"..lol