1.sand can be used to get **** off of concrete
2.oatmeal cures poison ivy
3.fig leaves **** ringworms
4.cod liver **** prevents everything and kills tastebuds
5.whiskey, peppermint and lemon makes excellent cough medicine
6.everything in the fridge can be used for something
WOW@ some of these responses
Well um, my mother taught me how to be a mother!
Without putting all my business out there, let's just say I never really had a mother growing up, females NEED that. So when GOD blesses me with children, I will know what to do and what NOT to do just from my experiences of not having a mom around. I don't have any kids yet, but I can't wait until I do so I can give them everything I didn't have
Thanks "mom!" 8)
When cooking, clean as you go
Don't let people get on you because you talk with intellegence
Lead by example ( I am the oldest)
Manage ya money right
"Come home with a baby ya hea?" Then she procceded to give me an economy pack of Trojans..
Never let um see ya weak
Never give them the pleasure of seeing you cry
Turn the other cheek...with ya fist..
Some of these might sound weird but......
"You can die from using slap bracelets"
" Watching TV with the lights off will ruin your night vision."
"People can only like you if you like yourself"
"Food aint gotta look good to taste good"
"You can be as book smart as you want... but more than likely you studied so much and never gained any common sense"... most smart people I know are dumb...
"Once you turn 30 its all over...."
"Dont use cheap tampons... they can break up in ya..." I know that sounded nassy...lol.. but I never forgot it
*DON'T MAKE PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP
*WHITE BOYS ARE POSSESIVE..APPRECIATE YO BLACK MEN
*PERSONALITY CAN GO A LONG WAY
*DO WHATEVER U CAN FOR YOUR SIBLINGS
:arrow: always wear good underwear
:arrow: save your money
:arrow: dont let folks **** with ya
:arrow: hold your head up high
:arrow: respect your elders
:arrow: always keep ya family close,cause you'll always need them, good times or bad :roll:
:arrow: never fight over a dude...if you whoop a girls **** for that, i will then in turn whoop yours...
:arrow: never spend all your money at once
:arrow: friends will always try to hurt you/**** you in the back...
:arrow: only depend on yourself
:arrow: what goes around comes around....
* Save money
* Establish good credit
* Find a man that would make a good father as well as partner
* Dont hit first, but knock a bytch out if she touches you
* Dont let no man controll you
and the best advice my momma EVA gave me was finish school and live your life and dont get tied down by any thing to early
Well um, my mother taught me how to be a mother! 
Without putting all my business out there, let's just say I never really had a mother growing up, females NEED that. So when GOD blesses me with children, I will know what to do and what NOT to do just from my experiences of not having a mom around. I don't have any kids yet, but I can't wait until I do so I can give them everything I didn't have
Thanks "mom!" 8)
