Bad Libs...a Girl's Guide to Talking Dirty...

KenYaFeelMe? wrote:

JadeKiss wrote:

TIME TO GET INTELLIGENT... I've been thinking about your hands on my homework all day. Can I put your hand there myself? Your fingers are so strong. I love how their slight roughness feels against the silkiness of my notebook.I'm getting smarter. Can you feel it? teach me again; just like you just did. Do you mind if I learn your lesson? I'd really like to. Actually, I need to. Actually, if I don't, I may just go out of my mind. Give it to me. Give me your neatly written studyguide. Put it in my folder. Do you like that? I like it. I like it a lot. In fact, I love it. You're getting so intelligent. Touch my laptop. Look what you're doing to me. I'm going to type my essay so that you can assist me there. Just like that. Just like that. Give me more. I need more. Touch my roughdraft while you tutor me. Feel my final draft. It feels so good. Your editing feels so good. Your Starbucks tastes so good. Does my coffee taste good? Tell me how good it tastes. You're driving me crazy. I'm ready for your analysis. Can I have it? Can I have it now? Oh yes. Thank you. Thank you. My mind is on fire. If you touch it I might ... You're like a piece of Einstein inside me. I can't take much more. I'm close to learn-ing. Learn with me. I want to learn with you. It's close; it's so close. Tutor me harder. Faster. Deeper. Harder.

C Diddy wrote:

^^^ Yeah...I'm picturing two geeks getting off from it. Smack my laptop....SMACK IT!!!! Now punch the buttons on my calculator...ooooooooooooo ur naughty.