Ok, so this is for all the ladies that have been lied to. I'm tired of meeting a guy and then eventualy all his dirty secrets come out. So I wanna hear some of the horrors that others have gone through to see if I'm not the only one.
1. I found out one guy was a gang member only after I went to a party with him and found out.
2. Found out that a guy had been arrested a few months before for showing **** to high school students on his picture phone but because his dad is in an elected office he got off.
3. "OH wait, I have 2 kids. Didn't I mention that?"
4. "Umm, this is (fill in female name here), and is you talkin to (fill in male name here)? Because dat's my (whatever you want to call him).
That's just a few, I'm sure I'm not finished. So lets hear those stories.
This one was real dirty...
Him: Hey girl, watcha doin?
Me: Nothin, I just walked in the house. Wassup?
Him: Nothin, just chillen.
Me: So you still coming by later to chill wit me and my family?
Him: No.
Me: No. Why not?
Him: Cause I'mma be over my girlfriend house all day.
Me: What the FUCC? (insert a list of curses and insults here)............
Oh yeah, and did I mention this was on THANKSGIVING!
