There are certain things you just cannot do in a relationship...
Quote: *cries* we were watching tv....i was on the OTHER couch...he fell asleep...i lit a fire on the fireplace....and why why why did i sit next to him on the damn love seat???
Why do you have another **** in ya crib, watching TV, falling asleep? I don't care how long y'all been friends, that's a no-no. That's your first mistake. Second mistake -- what are you doing lighting fires, setting moods and sh!t? You knew what you was doin', I don't wanna hear that bullsh!t.
Haven't you ever seen Boomerang? Eddie Murphy and Halle Berry are friends, on the couch, watching TV. Next thing you know they go from watching Star Trek to smashin' eachother out.
Like I said before.... in a relationship there's just certain sh!t you cannot do. Not trying to say you gotta be on lockdown or anything... but some things just don't mix. Don't have **** over gettin comfortable, don't be drivin' around with other **** in their cars... if you have to think about it its probably wrong.
One last important thing for people in relationships who don't wanna fuc* up -- remember this: ****, alcohol and women don't mix.
taste_like_candie wrote: Prometheus 1898 wrote: taste_like_candie wrote: That N*gga did sooo well...I ended up havin to give him a coochie coupon...no expiration date!!
HELL YA THEY ARE! AND THEY COME IN HANDY!!!!! N*gga might mess around and get upgraded to a coochie credit card! CHARGE IT!
BlackCortez wrote: There are certain things you just cannot do in a relationship...
Quote: *cries* we were watching tv....i was on the OTHER couch...he fell asleep...i lit a fire on the fireplace....and why why why did i sit next to him on the damn love seat???
Correct me if im wrong Tiph...but uhhhh...i dont think this applies to her. I dont think she got a man. So she aiint do nothin wrong. MAYBE im juss readin this wrong...i dunnoe. But if she wasnt in no relationship...she did nothin wrong.
Oh, okay. My fault. She was talking about breaking celibacy... I thought she was doing all that sniffling because she cheated....
But what I said still applies to all you females anyway, cuz y'all are some slick **** muh fukaz.
Quote: HELL YA THEY ARE! AND THEY COME IN HANDY!!!!! N*gga might mess around and get upgraded to a coochie credit card! CHARGE IT!
<--- has investment stocks built up, dayum credit! :lol:
Sike, naw but I've never had a decline for a "2nd helping" lol
A buddy of mine told me of a time, he went to visit this girl he just met. They was watching a movie, and she was laying across him. He was like she was rubbing her hands across his stomach, next thing you know she was feeling for his joint. next thing you know she was swallowing kids. LOL
One night, I was driving a ladyfriend of mine around town..just showin' her around and what not. She was new to the city and everything, so I'm just being kool. We're talkin and puffin' on cherry Black & Mild & everything. We got to the mountaintop...I parked....all of a sudden........touchdown.
stop.....so he did. So then I was sitting next to him with my head on his shoulder and the next thing I know he is on top of me caressing my body...lol....it felt soooo good but we had to stop because I know it would have lead to something else that I am not ready for.
