1. Your **** is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Weddin' plans take care of themselves.
6. The world is your ****.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's **** if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your **** area.
10. Same work. More pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Weddin' Dress $2000: Tux rental $100
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talkin' to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. Your underwear is $5 for a three-pack.
23. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
24. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
25. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinkin' "He must be mad at me."
26. Christmas shoppin' can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in six minutes.
27 If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
28. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
29. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
30. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
31. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
32. Your belly usually hides your hips.
33. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
34. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
>>we don't get upskirted either
>>don't have to worry about smelling like some fish
>>don't have to walk in groups...
i realise that most of women's problems are caused by men...
bahahawawawa :loltisah)
#2 is not always true...Besides most of you only ****.Thats not the same as ****.
i caught her i caught her!!
finally, she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about!
this post of hers can go in the hbcu hall of fame. (tisha)
Just to school ya'll a little bit.........The subjective feeling of **** in men has been described quite consistently as beginning with the sensation of deep warmth or pressure that corresponds to ejaculatory inevitability, the point when ejaculation cannot be stopped. It is then felt as sharp, intensely pleasurable contractions involving the pc muscles, **** sphincter, ****, perineum and genitals. Some men describe this part as a sensation of pumping. Finally, a warm rush of fluid or a **** sensation describes the actual process of **** travelling through the urethra during ejaculation.
It is important to note that **** and ejaculation are not one in the same event.Although they typically occur together, a man may have an **** without ejaculating.And vice versa .
....................I learned that recently, college is worth something
#2 is not always true...Besides most of you only ****.Thats not the same as ****.
i caught her i caught her!!
finally, she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about!
this post of hers can go in the hbcu hall of fame. (tisha)
Just to school ya'll a little bit.........The subjective feeling of **** in men has been described quite consistently as beginning with the sensation of deep warmth or pressure that corresponds to ejaculatory inevitability, the point when ejaculation cannot be stopped. It is then felt as sharp, intensely pleasurable contractions involving the pc muscles, **** sphincter, ****, perineum and genitals. Some men describe this part as a sensation of pumping. Finally, a warm rush of fluid or a **** sensation describes the actual process of **** travelling through the urethra during ejaculation.
It is important to note that **** and ejaculation are not one in the same event.Although they typically occur together, a man may have an **** without ejaculating.And vice versa .
....................I learned that recently, college is worth something
smh...
damn women always sticking together. :evil:
you forgot...
your shopping can be done in less than a half an hour and you don't spend years in the shoe store.
LOL, thats funny...obviously you haven't meet my boyfriend (J) cause he spends as much time in the store as I do....shoe too....hmmm thats interesting....works for me though...I always have a shopping partna
(tisha) 
tisah) 
