You Know Your GHETTO When:
:arrow: TURNING UP THE HEAT MEANS TURNING ON ANOTHER BURNER ON THE STOVE.
:arrow: THE BACK OF YOUR TOILET SEAT IS ALWAYS OFF, AND YOU KNOW HOW TO MANUALLY FLUSH IT.
:arrow: YOU DRY-CLEAN YOUR WASHABLE CLOTHING (E.G., JEANS, T-SHIRTS, BASEBALL JERSEY, ETC.).
:arrow: YOU WEAR YOUR CLOTHES WITH A TAG ON THEM.
:arrow: YOUR CHILD THINKS HIS REAL NAME IS LITTLE MAN.
:arrow: YOU WEIGH MORE THAN THREE HUNDRED POUNDS, BUT YOU CLAIM THAT YOU CAN'T EAT EVERYBODY ELSE'S FOOD.
:arrow: YOU TALK LOUD ON THE PHONE BECAUSE IT'S LONG DISTANCE.
:arrow: Your child drops his pacifier and you sanitize it by **** on it
:arrow: You chew your babys food and then feed it to them.
