old caps from back in tha day...

i know yall remember bein in elementary and part of middle school and hearin the yo mama jokes or the "you so ****" jokes...so what are some that you remember?

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and the bytch died. Yo mama so skinny, she swallowed a Skittle's and I thought she was pregnant. Yo mama so poor, she reuses bath water.

Your momma so fat she on both sides of the family Your momma so dumb she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death Your momma so dumb the thought Boys II Men was the Armys slogan Your momma so dumb she stared at the Orange Juice all day cuz it said Concentrate

Yo mama so skinny she wipes her **** with a piece of string. Yo mama so **** she make Jesus say "****!!" Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention. Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money. (Wait a minute...) Yo mama so stupid she studied for the **** test.

Lol. Nasty right.

Yo mama got so many gaps in her teeth, it looks like her tongue is in jail.