i know yall remember bein in elementary and part of middle school and hearin the yo mama jokes or the "you so ****" jokes...so what are some that you remember?
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and the bytch died.
Yo mama so skinny, she swallowed a Skittle's and I thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama so poor, she reuses bath water.
Your momma so fat she on both sides of the family
Your momma so dumb she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death
Your momma so dumb the thought Boys II Men was the Armys slogan
Your momma so dumb she stared at the Orange Juice all day cuz it said Concentrate
Yo mama so skinny she wipes her **** with a piece of string.
Yo mama so **** she make Jesus say "****!!"
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money. (Wait a minute...)
Yo mama so stupid she studied for the **** test.
:arrow: yo mama so dumb on on job application that said "do not write below this line" she wrote "ok" :lol:
:arrow: Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grochery store and starved
:arrow: Yo mama so dumb when the weather man said it was going to be chilly she ran in the house to get a bowl
:arrow: Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car
:arrow: Yo mama is just like a door knob..everybody gets a turn
:arrow: Yo mama is so bald headed she rolls her hair with rice
hmmm..thats all i can think of for right now 8) :arrow:
