Tastey2222 wrote:Explanation: When you pull the scab off of a sore it oozes ****. Which is really wet. Sorry to be so graphic, but folks didn't understand.
OoZiE vUiTtOn wrote:Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a Sh*t." The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and Sh*t." The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ****." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?" The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!" He left and came back with Sh*t all over his hands and clothes. His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?" The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your **** with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
DaChosen1 wrote:In Cleveland's voice off of Family Guy. "That's just wrong."OoZiE vUiTtOn wrote:Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a Sh*t." The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and Sh*t." The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ****." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?" The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!" He left and came back with Sh*t all over his hands and clothes. His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?" The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your **** with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
OoZiE vUiTtOn wrote:DaChosen1 wrote:In Cleveland's voice off of Family Guy. "That's just wrong."OoZiE vUiTtOn wrote:Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a Sh*t." The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and Sh*t." The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ****." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?" The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!" He left and came back with Sh*t all over his hands and clothes. His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?" The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your **** with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
OoZiE vUiTtOn wrote:DaChosen1 wrote:In Cleveland's voice off of Family Guy. "That's just wrong."OoZiE vUiTtOn wrote:Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a Sh*t." The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and Sh*t." The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ****." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?" The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!" He left and came back with Sh*t all over his hands and clothes. His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?" The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your **** with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
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