Aiight...first, state your age, when you had your first few sips of joy juice, and a good drankin' story or 2.
I'm 20 (until October), and my first taste was on October 7th, 1999 on my 15th birthday. I had 2 beers, and was feeling REAL good. Since then, I've mastered the art of drinking on the job, working 12 hours with a hangover, drinking and driving, talking to cops while ****, keeping myself stable while **** around my parents....you name it, and I've prolly done it up.
One nite around 2003, I went to my cousins house party in Decatur alabama (about 20-25 minutes from my house). I had 5 beers, 2 cups of some white boy stuff, some Goldslager (that's some good stuff), AND I hit the blunt a few times. I left the party around 2am after the old lady called wanting me to come thru her crib....i was feeling riiiiight that nite. My cousin was in worse shape than I was. We hit 90mph on the freeway, my stereo was blasting "Damn" by Youngbloodz, and I was driving with my head outta the window 4 half of the ride. I was "official" that nite.
What really surprises me is how I can drink around (some of) my folks. When I snuck my first beers at age 15, I wouldn't have EVER thought that my older fam could stomach watching drown drinks like the day before prohibition.
Funny thing is, I hadn't had a sip in about a month, and hadn't been "Officially in High Definition" since new years eve. I'll tell that story in a lil' bit.
Aight one time me and my **** had some aristocrat and we was playin this drinkin game wit cards the 2 lowest cards had to drink. So I started to play late so I had to take 3 shots straight just to get into the game.... but these wasnt ordinary shot glasses they were double shot glasses. So then I went 4 more turns in a row kept gettin the lowest card.... So thats 14 straight shots of Aristocrat. All I know is I was trippin. **** kept sayin I was tellin people I love them and shyt. I just remember at one point I threw up straight liquid in the trashcan 3 times......
I'm older than everybody in here...I ain't telling my age no more. LOL
It was homecoming weekend and my cousin was on campus visiting. We were broke college students so we bought cheap liquor...Mad Dog 20/20 and played drinking games with some of my friends.
When we finally crawled back to the room, I decided to sleep on the floor cus I was so ****, and let my cousin have my bed. I keep thinking I was falling off the floor so I had to lay real still in one spot so I didn't fall off the floor.
The next morning which was less than 3 hours later I had to be in the homecoming parade as 1st runner up to Miss A Phi A. I don't remember getting dressed (my cousin says she dressed me), I don't remember arriving at the parade. All I remember is trying desperately not to fall off the hood of that BMW, waving at screaming people, and feeling like my head was going to explode any second.
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damn she bout 40 something...this was back in the 70s n junk...tell us some freaky stuff yall girls used to do back then... 8-) (nessa)
I'm older than everybody in here...I ain't telling my age no more. LOL
It was homecoming weekend and my cousin was on campus visiting. We were broke college students so we bought cheap liquor...Mad Dog 20/20 and played drinking games with some of my friends.
When we finally crawled back to the room, I decided to sleep on the floor cus I was so ****, and let my cousin have my bed. I keep thinking I was falling off the floor so I had to lay real still in one spot so I didn't fall off the floor.
The next morning which was less than 3 hours later I had to be in the homecoming parade as 1st runner up to Miss A Phi A. I don't remember getting dressed (my cousin says she dressed me), I don't remember arriving at the parade. All I remember is trying desperately not to fall off the hood of that BMW, waving at screaming people, and feeling like my head was going to explode any second.
LOL
damn she bout 40 something...this was back in the 70s n junk...tell us some freaky stuff yall girls used to do back then... 8-) (nessa)
I am the same age as your HONEY BOO Wanda Sykes.
LOL
I was not in college in no 70's either and your Momma ain't calling my house complaining about me corrupting her baby boy if I tell you the secrets. LOLOLOLOLOL :lol:
I'm older than everybody in here...I ain't telling my age no more. LOL
It was homecoming weekend and my cousin was on campus visiting. We were broke college students so we bought cheap liquor...Mad Dog 20/20 and played drinking games with some of my friends.
When we finally crawled back to the room, I decided to sleep on the floor cus I was so ****, and let my cousin have my bed. I keep thinking I was falling off the floor so I had to lay real still in one spot so I didn't fall off the floor.
The next morning which was less than 3 hours later I had to be in the homecoming parade as 1st runner up to Miss A Phi A. I don't remember getting dressed (my cousin says she dressed me), I don't remember arriving at the parade. All I remember is trying desperately not to fall off the hood of that BMW, waving at screaming people, and feeling like my head was going to explode any second.
LOL
damn she bout 40 something...this was back in the 70s n junk...tell us some freaky stuff yall girls used to do back then... 8-) (nessa)
I am the same age as your HONEY BOO Wanda Sykes.
LOL
I was not in college in no 70's either and your Momma ain't calling my house complaining about me corrupting her baby boy if I tell you the secrets. LOLOLOLOLOL :lol:
i'm serious though...tell us some stories...we need some entertainment on this site... 8-) (nessa)
Dude I write stories for a living. Check the sigs. I can't be giving it all away for FREE. lol :p
Join my site and you can read all kinds of freaky stuff. :lol:
Alrighty... I went to Daytona Beach for Black College Reunion
On Sunday I woke up and drank a Smirnoff Twisted - Green Apple... then I drank at least 5 cups of Peach Snapps cut with Sprite(hey it taste like juice).... I had a shot of Captain Morgan... and 2 shots of Everclear(lawd... what was I thinkin) outta that double shot glass... uhmm.... Then I went swimming...I was like "Im not ****"... LAWD... I almost drowned playin Marco Polo in 3 feet of water.... While swimming I had some Hawaian Punch mixed with something... ion know what was in it... my boy mixed it...
I got out tha pool and was MESSED UP... I was in the shower tryna wash my hair stumblin... I got out the shower put on some sweats and passed out on my bed... my hair was still wet and errrthing... I woke up and these boys was like.. Jessica you was knocked OUT!!...
Word of advice: Never drink from a cup with unknown liquid. I was at a house party. All I know it was some ****mixed with some coke or something. Then I **** a whole bottle of corona. I just knew I was doing it then. Next thing I know I was slurring and staggering. I kept talking ****and yelling that I had to ****. Then this guy that was trying to talk to me had shoveled me a lil too hard. All I know I ready to fight his **** and people were holding me back. Point blank: I am one crazy muhfucca when I am ****. I had fun though.
^ I got u.... I knew what was in it when I drank it... just cant remember... plus it was my brother's I was drinkin his stuff....
>>Ion know if that was directly for me... but dah well..
^ I got u.... I knew what was in it when I drank it... just cant remember... plus it was my brother's I was drinkin his stuff....
>>Ion know if that was directly for me... but dah well..
Nah I was just saying. I don't what the hell I was drinking. It was something my boy fixed for me.
Dude I write stories for a living. Check the sigs. I can't be giving it all away for FREE. lol :p
Join my site and you can read all kinds of freaky stuff. :lol:
damn...i think you need to PM me your number...we live in the same state...sh!t i'
ll talk to someone twice my age...i've done it before... 8-)
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I was not in college in no 70's either and your Momma ain't calling my house complaining about me corrupting her baby boy if I tell you the secrets. LOLOLOLOLOL :lol:
