It's clear times have changed when...

1. You wonder if that sound is firecrackers or gunshots. 2. A one year old's favorite song is "Baby Mama" by Fantasia. 3. You check the obituary daily for someone you know and you're 25 or younger. 4. You see a child riding on her bike while talking on her cell. 5. When you honk your horn at that same child above because she is riding in the middle of the street while talking on her cell, she throws you her middle finger.