Now, I know this has been done a bizillion times by different people, but what the hell. New situations come about that leave you thinkin'..."What the HELL?" You may be thinking "why the HELL can't I get along with my roomate" or "I have no money, Kool! What the HELL should I do about this raggedy **** car?", or...well, you get the picture.
So ask away folk. Ya'll know I'm full of.....uhh....answers.
Dear Kool,
I have a 12 page paper due tomorrow at 10 am. I've written 2 and a half pages so far. Should I keep on writing, or go ahead and buy an essay?
Dear Kool: I'm suddenly in the mood for some November punani.
Problem: I don't know a single thing about acquiring and preparing such a delicacy. HELP!
Soo...what ur sayin is, you don't know how to get some??
Just ask. Can't be that hard
you mean like just walk over to Spelman and ask? gee thanks, Kool!
yeah, i think ud better go up to CAU or Carver
i kid
Dear Kool,
I have a 12 page paper due tomorrow at 10 am. I've written 2 and a half pages so far. Should I keep on writing, or go ahead and buy an essay?
Nevamind. Buying an essay would have been $40 a page; and i knew NOTHING about the topic, so i didnnt do it
... Ok there is this guy I know who is about 25 ... we arent really freinds but we talk here and there when we see eachother once a week... he talks to me I dont talk to him because he is way older than I am ... he is really nice and stuff and he is immature for his age I suppose becuase he interacts with me real cool and stuff and I am young...he is not a playa and he doestn have a girlfriend but he has a car and a job and he is mad kool... he discourages me from attending a HBCU(even thought i alreay have my mind made up I just listen) he thinks he is tiight becuase he is from North Carolina but he thiks I will loose my mind at a HBCU because "guys" will be all up in my face ... I have never thought about that becuase I am going to colllege for an education not to meet someone ... so anyways I can tell he likes me but its weird becuase he is way older than me ... he ask my brother stuff about me and who I am talking to and stuff like that and he tried to ask me when i was turning 18 on the sly ... I think its funnie but its sorta kinda R.Kelly-ish becuase I am 17 and he is like 25... what do you think I should do ? He is really nice and stuff for someone his age but I dont like him like that ... and tell me why this fool is always up in my buisness? How can I put him in check without being rude about it? I know this sounds bad but is there any way I can get a pair of shoes out of him withought him getting the worng message? ... ( I am not trying to be sarcastic or anythgn I jus want to know becuase this is the oldest dude who I have ever dealt with in all 17 years of my life and I just needed some advice) thank you : )
... Ok there is this guy I know who is about 25 ... we arent really freinds but we talk here and there when we see eachother once a week... he talks to me I dont talk to him because he is way older than I am ... he is really nice and stuff and he is immature for his age I suppose becuase he interacts with me real cool and stuff and I am young...he is not a playa and he doestn have a girlfriend but he has a car and a job and he is mad kool... he discourages me from attending a HBCU(even thought i alreay have my mind made up I just listen) he thinks he is tiight becuase he is from North Carolina but he thiks I will loose my mind at a HBCU because "guys" will be all up in my face ... I have never thought about that becuase I am going to colllege for an education not to meet someone ... so anyways I can tell he likes me but its weird becuase he is way older than me ... he ask my brother stuff about me and who I am talking to and stuff like that and he tried to ask me when i was turning 18 on the sly ... I think its funnie but its sorta kinda R.Kelly-ish becuase I am 17 and he is like 25... what do you think I should do ? He is really nice and stuff for someone his age but I dont like him like that ... and tell me why this fool is always up in my buisness? How can I put him in check without being rude about it? I know this sounds bad but is there any way I can get a pair of shoes out of him withought him getting the worng message? ... ( I am not trying to be sarcastic or anythgn I jus want to know becuase this is the oldest dude who I have ever dealt with in all 17 years of my life and I just needed some advice) thank you : )
To sum things up, you're 17, and he's 25. He doesn't want you to go to an HBCU because of "guys"....riiiiight. There are guys on EVERY male/female college campus in America, ok? If he doesn't want you to go to an HBCU because of guys, he is basically saying this because he wants to hit it, and doesn't want you to let anyone else hit it.
Plus, that's statutory(sp?) ****. And even after you turn 18, you wont be ready for a 25 year old MAN.
Rod, you know you my boy and all, but I found myself askin' myself the SAME ****a while back. I had to look inside of myself to see what was goin on...and I came to the conclusion that I'm just too damn good for the majority of these females. Ya'll may think I'm joking, but I'm **** SERIOUS.
So you may have to look into yourself, cousin. Remember that the vibe that you think you're giving off may not be the same vibe that they're receiving. Also remember that both males and females are wierd and crazy, but women are much more complex than we are. Men are simple creatures, right? When we say nothing is wrong, nothing is wrong. When women say "nothing" is wrong, something is wrong. Not dissin' the females or anything...But you see what I mean?
BTW...I want you to describe your female problems. Spit it out cuzz.
