RESUME
GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving Under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record
has been "lost" and is not available.
Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to
take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining
the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in
Vietnam.
College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a
cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the **** business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I
bought an **** company, but couldn't find any **** in Texas. The company
went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that
took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our
friends in the **** industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected
governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
- I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and ****
companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my
tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in
America.
- I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
billions in borrowed money.
- I set the record for the most executions by any governor in
American history.
- With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my
father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after
losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
- I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with
a criminal record.
- I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of
over one billion dollars per week.
- I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S.
Treasury.
- I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.
history.
- I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed
in any 12-month period.
- I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month
period.
- I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history
of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million
Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
- I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of
any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza
Rice, has a Chevron **** tanker named after her.
- I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a
U.S. President.
- I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving
the most corporate campaign donations.
- My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best
friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy
fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
- My political party used Enron private jets and corporate
Attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my
election decision.
- I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
- I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and
refused to intervene when **** involving the **** industry was
revealed.
- I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
- I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be
Awarded government contracts.
- I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than
any President in U.S. history.
- I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest
Bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
- I've broken more international treaties than any President in
U.S. history.
- I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United
Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
- I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
- I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of
war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva
Convention.
- I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
- I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of
any President since the advent of television.
- I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any
one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided
over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
- I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World
Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most
hated country in the world; the largest failure of diplomacy in world
history.
- I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),
shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of
mankind.
- I am the first President in U.S. history to order an
unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a
sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the
majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
- I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a
cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in
wartime.
- In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
- I am the first President in history to have a majority of
Europeans
(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
security.
- I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker
Buster,"
a WMD.
- I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin
Laden to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
-All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my
father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
- All records of **** investigations into my insider trading and
my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
- All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public review.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004!
PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW!
Yes he is much better he'll pull us out of iraq and stop these stupid wars...thats all i want...I dont wanna go into the city and get blown up b/c bush **** off someone else....
Yes he is much better he'll pull us out of iraq and stop these stupid wars...thats all i want...I dont wanna go into the city and get blown up b/c bush **** off someone else....
Oh really! Dont be so hasty.... Kerry voted for the war in Iraq; he also has voted for economic reforms that dont help minorities. WHY DONT YOU LOOK UP KERRY's voting history instead of making such a vague/ uneducated statement. I want Bush out of office as well; however, you should vote according to issues that the candidate supports and not "FOLLOW THE CROWD"
With all due respect,
I'm not following anyone. I'm voting for the lesser of two evils. I'd vote nader or kunich if they had a real shot at winning but this election is a 2man race...so I'll stick with kerry especially after he has made promises to end this stupid war as soon as he can.
And as a lil bit more info, I work on occasion with the kerry campaign in NY, I'm quite informed on Mr.Kerry.
I stick by my words he is better than bush and he'll get us into less ****and get us out of bush's shyt.
I've seen friends come back from Iraq with a screw loose, I've had friends die over there, one close friend is there now so if voting bush out helps bring her home sooner than I'm down.
With all due respect,
I'm not following anyone. I'm voting for the lesser of two evils. I'd vote nader or kunich if they had a real shot at winning but this election is a 2man race...so I'll stick with kerry especially after he has made promises to end this stupid war as soon as he can.
And as a lil bit more info, I work on occasion with the kerry campaign in NY, I'm quite informed on Mr.Kerry.
I stick by my words he is better than bush and he'll get us into less ****and get us out of bush's shyt.
I've seen friends come back from Iraq with a screw loose, I've had friends die over there, one close friend is there now so if voting bush out helps bring her home sooner than I'm down.
Sorry to inform you, but regardless, you can vote Bush or Kerry...we are over there fro the long haul.....It is no way wa can just pull out of Iraq now....We are in to deep..I have friends over there also; but Kerry is not that much better than Bush in terms of political policy.....Please review his track record......
With all due respect,
I'm not following anyone. I'm voting for the lesser of two evils. I'd vote nader or kunich if they had a real shot at winning but this election is a 2man race...so I'll stick with kerry especially after he has made promises to end this stupid war as soon as he can.
And as a lil bit more info, I work on occasion with the kerry campaign in NY, I'm quite informed on Mr.Kerry.
I stick by my words he is better than bush and he'll get us into less ****and get us out of bush's shyt.
I've seen friends come back from Iraq with a screw loose, I've had friends die over there, one close friend is there now so if voting bush out helps bring her home sooner than I'm down.
Sorry to inform you, but regardless, you can vote Bush or Kerry...we are over there fro the long haul.....It is no way wa can just pull out of Iraq now....We are in to deep..I have friends over there also; but Kerry is not that much better than Bush in terms of political policy.....Please review his track record......
Kerry is a flip flopper, he goes on whatever issue is hot to go on, for that reason this war would end sooner with him than with bush, bush would have us there for another 4yrs while Kerry would have us there perhaps 8mths to a yr the nerve is hot for people about this war, they want it over Kerry will play on that and promise that and will end up doing it. Thats good enough for me. Kerry is also more interested in taking care of home and getting people jobs, fixing our economy in truth him and bush arent tooo different in policy but thats ok, kerry wont get us into any stupidity. Thats y I prefer the dems anyway but as I said I'd vote Nader or Kunich if they had a serious shot of winning but they dont so I'm voting with the team I believe will get Bush out of office. Regardless of track records and flip flopping he is better than bush.
