I was readin the craziest things on the yard post. and i started thinkin about the craziest things i saw on metro. And wanted to know what you guys saw on public transportation.
^^^ Its kinda good they didn't report it because it would have been a delay for a sick customer...any time somebody is "sick" and there is body fluids involved they have to take the train off the line.
1 time i took the grey hound to dc from jersey. well at the grey hound station, there was this guy in a wheel chair tallking to his self about the war and mad other stuuf. it mus have been flashbacks from when he was in the war and he had no legs. well, he ended up getting on the same bus as me. while he was sleep he started spassing in his sleep. the bus driver had to stop the bus to calm this man down, he started yelling that they weren't gonna do this to him anymore ( don't who he was talking about) then he started shouting this random speech that some president or somebody said. i was so scared that this guy was going to do something to me and my friend. he was so crazy, i was relieved when he finally got off the bus.
man on the MARTA me and my friends was coming back from shoppin...so my homeboy was lookin at another friends legs....and so i'm like "Bill you like her...you was lookin hard...i'll hook you up" he was like "hell naw....i was lookin at all them damn spots on her legs playing connect the dots!!!" man i almost died
then one day we was coming from the MLK parade and for some reason one of my homegirls wanted to feel "specho" so she took her phone and made her ringer come on....she was talking to....HERSELF!!!! i was just rollin....the whole crew missed out on the joke
i got more to come!
1 time i took the grey hound to dc from jersey. well at the grey hound station, there was this guy in a wheel chair tallking to his self about the war and mad other stuuf. it mus have been flashbacks from when he was in the war and he had no legs. well, he ended up getting on the same bus as me. while he was sleep he started spassing in his sleep. the bus driver had to stop the bus to calm this man down, he started yelling that they weren't gonna do this to him anymore ( don't who he was talking about) then he started shouting this random speech that some president or somebody said. i was so scared that this guy was going to do something to me and my friend. he was so crazy, i was relieved when he finally got off the bus.
Let me not even get started on greyhound. I've taken it several times from ATL and CT and lord knows i got some stories...
back to the Marta. Me and some folk were going to this roots concert at GA tech, and we were taking the Marta. Right before we get into the station i see this woman in a black dress walkin a lil frilly **** dog. The dog gets hype real quick and then I hear her go stop in this diesel as barry white voice. Turns out it was a dude, it bugged all of us out.
Me and ma cousin were waitin on tha el and this regular/average/ ordinary man (meanin not homeless, crazy-lookin, or crackheadish) pulled down his pants and started jaggin off in front of us and smilin and ish!!
We started runnin and he started to bust up laughin and stuff!!
These girls in front of me on the bus were talkin about how they beat this girl up. Supposedly they were in the park and they met a girl who was 15 in sixth grade. They were making fun of her and called her stupid but she said, I'm just bad. Then they pushed her , stole her sneakers and threw them on the telephone wires. Then the park sprinklers came on and they threw her in the grass and jumped her bad, 4 qgainst 1. I felt sorry for the girl.
everytime i go on the dc metro I get hit on by some old dudes...never fails *smh..but one time this crackish old man was like singing to me and trying to talk to me and singing missy elliot's "she's a ****" when I wouldnt give him my number...and he was dancing almost perfectly...oh my god that was hilarious
another time some tourist pulled a fake gun on me when me and my friend in the seat ahead of him was questioning if some old lady on the train would pull out a gun and snap lol...it lit up when he pulled the trigger but I have never been so scared in my LIFE :lol:
