Before I start this story I MUST set some rules:
-If characters are joining a fraternity or sorority,do NOT have their acception go back and fourth for months.
-Avoid using profanity
-PLEASE avoid using factual(real)information
-Have FUN with the story...it is ONLY for entertainment purposes
It was a warm day in August as Lynn approached Howard University's campus.She was very excited,because she was about to embark on her Freshman year...
Michael became her world . He was the perfect gentlemen, intelligent, and fine!!! Because of him, she gave her life to GOD so that he could handle all her drama. Just when she thought things were perfect...
NOT ONLY WAS MICHAEL MURDERED, BUT ALSO BRUTALLY ****-RAPPED BY BUCCANEER'S DEFENSIVE END, WARREN SAPP.
AND AS LYNN SOBBED DURING HER TESTIMONY AS THE MURDER TRAIL COMPLETED, SHE SAID THE FOLLOWING WORDS:
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE TO ME WITH YOUR ANALLY **** MY MAN WITH YOUR ONE GOOD BAG AND YOUR BAD PAIR OF SHOES? YOU LOOK LIKE A RUBE. A WELL SCRUBBED, HUSTLING RUBE WITH LITTLE TASTE. GOOD NUTRITION HAS GIVEN YOU SOME LENGTH OF BONE, BUT YOU'RE NOT MORE THAN ONE GENERATION SEPERATED FROM POOR WHITE TRASH, ARE YOU AGENT STARLING? AND THAT ACCENT YOU'VE TRIED SO DESPERATELY HARD TO SHED? TISK...TISK... POOR WEST VIRGINIAN. WHAT'S YOUR FATHER DEAR? A COAL MINER? DOES HE STILL STINK OF OLEAN? AND HOW QUICKLY THE BOYS FOUND YOU! ALL THOSE TEDIUOS STICKY FUMBLINGS IN THE BACKSEATS OF CARS....WHILE YOU COULD HAVE ONLY DREAMED OF GETTING OUT...GETTING ANYWHERE...GETTING ALL THE WAY TO THE F...B...I!"
YUP.
AND THEN WARREN SAPP LIFTED UP HIS LEG, AND LET OUT A BIG JUICY ****. :cry:
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!!! :x
EVERYONE DIED.
THE END.......... :?
OR IS IT?
Michael was found brutally murdered by an unidentified person...
- I will pick up the story from here, Lynn thought that she could not go on,because it was only her Freshman year in college and already so much drama. This is when her faith in God was tested and redefined...she became stronger in the Lord and...
DANG why do you keep changing the story? Just keep it going. I mean yeah you can turn it back around to somethine realistic but you can also accomplis that starting from where the last crazy post ended. It's like you are trying to control the whole story!
DANG why do you keep changing the story? Just keep it going. I mean yeah you can turn it back around to somethine realistic but you can also accomplis that starting from where the last crazy post ended. It's like you are trying to control the whole story!
I keep changing the story because who wants to read about people farting,ok we want to laugh and have fun,but were is the maturity. If you do NOT like it then post your story ideas elsewhere.
Michael was found brutally murdered by an unidentified person...
- I will pick up the story from here, Lynn thought that she could not go on,because it was only her Freshman year in college and already so much drama. This is when her faith in God was tested and redefined...she became stronger in the Lord and...
EVERYONE JUST IGNORE HER ATTEMPT TO CHANGE THE STORY BACK. WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP THIS THING INTERESTING. THE PURPOSE OF POST LIKE THIS IS TO LET EVERYONE PUT IN THIER PART, RIGHT?
SO STOP MAKING THE STORY BORING AND LET'S CONTINUE IT FROM WHERE I TRIED TO REVIVE THE TIRED-**** TALE OF LYNN.
WARREN LIFTS UP HIS LEG AND....
****AND BY THE WAY, THIS WAS MY 100th POST!****
. He was the perfect gentlemen, intelligent, and fine!!! Because of him, she gave her life to GOD so that he could handle all her drama. Just when she thought things were perfect...
AND AS LYNN SOBBED DURING HER TESTIMONY AS THE MURDER TRAIL COMPLETED, SHE SAID THE FOLLOWING WORDS:
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE TO ME WITH YOUR ANALLY **** MY MAN WITH YOUR ONE GOOD BAG AND YOUR BAD PAIR OF SHOES? YOU LOOK LIKE A RUBE. A WELL SCRUBBED, HUSTLING RUBE WITH LITTLE TASTE. GOOD NUTRITION HAS GIVEN YOU SOME LENGTH OF BONE, BUT YOU'RE NOT MORE THAN ONE GENERATION SEPERATED FROM POOR WHITE TRASH, ARE YOU AGENT STARLING? AND THAT ACCENT YOU'VE TRIED SO DESPERATELY HARD TO SHED? TISK...TISK... POOR WEST VIRGINIAN. WHAT'S YOUR FATHER DEAR? A COAL MINER? DOES HE STILL STINK OF OLEAN? AND HOW QUICKLY THE BOYS FOUND YOU! ALL THOSE TEDIUOS STICKY FUMBLINGS IN THE BACKSEATS OF CARS....WHILE YOU COULD HAVE ONLY DREAMED OF GETTING OUT...GETTING ANYWHERE...GETTING ALL THE WAY TO THE F...B...I!" 
THE END.......... :?
OR IS IT? 
